a good suit and a pleasin' disposition...priceless

Did you know that, in Canada, 2 DUI's equal a felony? Did you know that if you are trying to immigrate there from, say, a country directly to the south and you have 2 DUI's on your record, your chances of getting admitted to the country are only like 30%? Did you know that you must board a plane, fly all the way to Canada, be REALLY nice to the immigration people while your wife sits at home sweating bullets and then wait to see if they decide to let you in or send you back on the next flight available?