Three, as in three things I can't believe came out of my mouth today.

1) Josh, can't we pleeeeease get him the scientific calculator? I know he's only 8, but it's sooooo cool! (Why must I make my son a geek? Why?! Why can't I just let him be cool?)

2) No, T, you can put a pillow on the floor and do it up against the wall, just don't do it on the couch. (I thought I had at least 10 years before I had to use that gem.)

3) Josh, get the video camera. The baby is walking.

And is she ever.