Discovery

I believe in scientific exploration. I am driven by the endless pursuit of knowledge. I stand for hypothesis, for theorems, for causes and affects. I agree with weighing and measuring and calculating and observing. Bunsen Burners are sexy. So are Bunsen Honeydews. I want to understand the mysteries of life, from birth to death to the meaning of it all. I believe that true learning is a slow, arduous process and that you should never rush it or you'll miss something. Something key. You know, key to your theory.

It is for this reason and this reason alone that I have left this horrible, disgusting, rotting corpse of a fish on my kitchen counter for 3 weeks straight now.

I'm not forgetful or lazy; I'm practicing science, bitches.

Comments

[Veronica]

Okay, I get that it's science. Science is great.

What are you hoping that it shows you? Scientifically of course.

Is it the science of 'how long 'til the kids notice the fish is dead?'

[Mr Lady]

I wish I knew, dude.

[andy]

I've got a feeling that biology has this one covered already.

Now, white bread in the back of the fridge for weeks - that would be a new one for science!

:)

[hubs]

first you must post a hypothesis to your experiment. then designate your apparatus. then conduct your experiment. wait.... what is that smell?

[PhotoMatrix]

I heart moldy experiments.
People like to claim that thins like the walking, breathing coffee cup in the back of your desk drawer or the 5-week old leftover spaghetti is purely accidental, but deep inside we all do it out of curiosity (or a love of science, if de nile is not a river in egypt).