Sunday
Oct282007
Rate the Hate the two-part edition
Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 1:15AM | Mr Lady
First, breakfast.
The worlds' best french toast, ever. Add eggs, a hint of cinnamon, a dash of nutmeg, a big ol' pincha brown sugar and a splash of vanilla. Whisk.
Dip some Texas toast or sliced french bread in that and cook in a frying pan on medium heat. Meanwhile, whip up some heavy cream with a good, big splash of vanilla (almond extract is yummy, too, if you have it), a tiny little dash of cinnamon, and an equal mix of white sugar and powered sugar. Whip that up until it shows stiff peaks. Plop the whipped cream on top of the french toast and put a bottle of sprinkles in the middle of the table.
Healthy? Hell no. Delicious? Oh yeah. 
Pictures of kids mid-bite crack me right up.
Second: Damage control.
Ingredients: one copy of Babe, one DVD player, one TV, one very, very large box of animal crackers, one potty chair, one naked toddler. Place the movie in the DVD player, turn TV on. Place cookie box next to potty chair. Place toddler near the ingredients. Walk away. Go have a smoke, fold some laundry, whatever. Return ten minutes later to find the ingredients nicely combined.
Warning: Subsequent attempts at this will, in all probability, not be as successful as the first try. Enjoy it while it lasts.
The worlds' best french toast, ever. Add eggs, a hint of cinnamon, a dash of nutmeg, a big ol' pincha brown sugar and a splash of vanilla. Whisk.
Dip some Texas toast or sliced french bread in that and cook in a frying pan on medium heat. Meanwhile, whip up some heavy cream with a good, big splash of vanilla (almond extract is yummy, too, if you have it), a tiny little dash of cinnamon, and an equal mix of white sugar and powered sugar. Whip that up until it shows stiff peaks. Plop the whipped cream on top of the french toast and put a bottle of sprinkles in the middle of the table.
Healthy? Hell no. Delicious? Oh yeah. 
Pictures of kids mid-bite crack me right up.Second: Damage control.
Ingredients: one copy of Babe, one DVD player, one TV, one very, very large box of animal crackers, one potty chair, one naked toddler. Place the movie in the DVD player, turn TV on. Place cookie box next to potty chair. Place toddler near the ingredients. Walk away. Go have a smoke, fold some laundry, whatever. Return ten minutes later to find the ingredients nicely combined.
Warning: Subsequent attempts at this will, in all probability, not be as successful as the first try. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Reader Comments (5)
My first time visiting here and wow! Just what I always wanted - a killer french toast recipe! That cinches it, I'm coming back. =P
Yum, french toast! I bet they loved it.
Ingredients nicely combined? YAY!!!
I miss smoking
I'd like to smoke my cigar whilest whipping up that french toast recipe. My kids are 10 & 8, and getting that yummy breakfast today! (sans cigar)
Your blog is hilarious. The PostPartum post is great.
I'll skip the smoke but everything else sounds like a blast. But we'll have to do it on a Saturday in case Declan explodes. There would be a mess to clean up.