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Thursday
Oct042007
Funnest Fun Ever
Thursday, October 4, 2007 at 3:32PM
You know what makes a night better than anything else? Staying up until one watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, because it's the best show ever and you don't care at ALL if you have to get up at 7 the next morning to take care of your kids. Not just staying up until one, but turning the tv off at one and thinking you hear the washer running. Not just hearing the washer running, but hearing it running some 5 hours after you put in your last load. And then going down to see what the story is and seeing the motherfucking river Nile coming through your basement ceiling.
That is the best night ever. Really.
I mean, you get to run around like a chicken minus a head, trying to find the main water shut off, right after you have polished off and entire bag of pretzels, and you have to pee, and you have 3 kids, and those kids like modern conveniences like, oh, water in the morning. And you have a standing inch of water in your basement.
This rocks, of course, because it means you get to spend from 8 am until 1 pm the next day with your landlord, who hasn't slept more than 8 hours in a week because her 3 year old niece just had open heart surgery, and a plumber, who totally falls all the way down your stairs at some point in the repair process, and you can't even brush your teeth. You can't even brew a pot of coffee.
Best. Night. Ever.
That is the best night ever. Really.
I mean, you get to run around like a chicken minus a head, trying to find the main water shut off, right after you have polished off and entire bag of pretzels, and you have to pee, and you have 3 kids, and those kids like modern conveniences like, oh, water in the morning. And you have a standing inch of water in your basement.
This rocks, of course, because it means you get to spend from 8 am until 1 pm the next day with your landlord, who hasn't slept more than 8 hours in a week because her 3 year old niece just had open heart surgery, and a plumber, who totally falls all the way down your stairs at some point in the repair process, and you can't even brush your teeth. You can't even brew a pot of coffee.
Best. Night. Ever.
Reader Comments (6)
Great fun!
What a nightmare for you.
I think there's a novel in there somewhere. What luck!
...especially if you can work Tron into it too.
Hmmmmm, Tron... Good stuff... Oh wait! We were talking about the best night ever, is this like a new VH1 show?
guh, you thought you were going to get fire and instead you got water.. wtf?
I KNOW! And not just a little water...I got the Large Cappucino.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. (First off, so sorry about the water stuff. That sucks, man.) It's Always Sunny is my NEW FAVORITEST THING EVER. I psychotically and from the bottom of my heart love it. I mean, "The Gang Handles the Whole North Korea Situation?" Pure Fucking Gold. Jimmy turned me on to it and I will never go back, dude. I'm so happy you're watching it too!!! Dude, that reminds me--it's on in 20 minutes!