Well, we figured out this week that the fire gods like to taunt us, the flood gods love us and want to shower us with
Also, having repair-folk in your house for 12 hours straight is exhausting.
I learned that I really gotsta get me one of these. It is the coolest tool ever. Also, did you know that you can drill little holes in your wall after a floodish event and then run a whole lot of industrial fans in a room, and by doing so you can save your carpet and walls?
You can! You have to run a lot of fans, though.
And don't forget to put them around the washer & dryer, NOT IN FRONT OF THEM, 'cause if'ins you had a little water issue, you are going to have a mountain of
All of that? From one little crack in one little pipe dead smack in the middle of a support beam in the ceiling.
Most important of all, though, is that this week I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am indeed capable of keeping all three of my children alive long enough to see their second birthdays.
This outfit came from her God Grandmother, who, from here on out I will refer to as GiGi (get it? God Grandmother? CUTE. I wish I'd thought of that 2 years ago.)
Also, The Retropolitan is a genius. GENIUS.
Quite the week, eh? Thanksgiving is Monday (here) and I haven't even bought one stick of cream cheese yet. Yikes.
*If you really think I would use my children's baby blankets that are stored in the Room of Perpetual Floods or their laundry that they had just worked so hard to sort, wash and dry to soak up a water leak at 1 in the morning, you would be
**Yeah, you're right. And yes, I suck.