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Nov102007

Rate the Hate the Violation of Child Labor Laws edition

We have this show here called 'Surprise! It's Edible! Incredible!' It's like Iron Chef for kids. The kids are paired off in teams and have to cook a meal that is healthy and (probably) yummy. My kids love this show.

The other week, the kids had to cook a salmon dinner with a tropical salsa, and after we watched the show, 1of3 asked if he could make that for dinner sometime. Of course I said yes. Are you kidding me? Someone ELSE cook for a change? That's no kind of question at all.

Off to the store we went, and he picked out all of his own ingredients, and I tried to talk him into paying, too. He wasn't having that at all. And back home we went to cook a feast.

So, kids, you grill or bake or whatever you do to your salmon, until it's just done. Meanwhile, you chop one red onion...and some cilantro. Make sure you have the proper equipment on hand for chopping onions.That's thinking on your feet, kid. Then you cut a papaya and a mango (or an apple if your mango, though lovely on the outside, looked quite questionable on the inside) into bite-sized chucks.Mix the onion and cilantro with the fruit, add a dash each of chipotle pepper, hot sauce, black pepper and coarse salt. Squeeze the juice of one lime into the salsa and mix well. Steam a little rice and toss some greens in a balsamic vinaigrette. Place the salmon on top of a small bed of greens, top it with the salsa and throw a little rice on the side. Make sure it looks gorgeous for your dear old mom. Drop your first plate all over the floor, because seriously, if your mom's going to take the night off from cooking, she at least could sweep or something.Get all the food out to your family and see what they think....One "Eh". Three "yum!" The yums have it!

Reader Comments (6)

YUM!!!

And someone else cooking ALWAYS deserves a big thumbs up!

It looks delicious.

November 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterVeronica

Oh, I tagged you for a meme too.

November 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterVeronica

I love these Rate the Hate Series.

Drop the plate for mom to claen up, nice!

November 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAudubon Ron

Can't wait for my kids to be big enough to cook for me! And I LOVE the goggles - gotta get me some of them!

November 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBadness Jones

You so rock. I can't imagine considering letting Harley cook.

November 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Yay excellent, I have always encouraged my children to cook. veronica is a kick-ass cook yum. Her little brother is turning out ok as well. though he is on a tandoori spice kick at the moment. and I am so over it. sigh... ps. what is cilanto?
cheers kim

November 13, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterfrog ponds rock...

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