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Saturday, December 29, 2007 at 11:45PM | Mr Lady
See, I skip one little week and I totally forget the one structured thing on this blog. Bad, naughty, evil blogger.
So, yes, Santa loves me and brought me every stinking thing on my list. I wrote a long list because I usually write short lists (cheap) and Santa is left to his own powers of deduction to figure out gifts for me, which usually end up being too-small sweaters. Santa thinks I am much hotter than I actually am. This year, I figured I would help Santa out by giving him lots of options. Some of them were quite expensive options. I really crossed my fingers and hoped for one of those items to show up under my tree with all my new titty-shirts. They all did. Except the vacuum. Santa has issues with giving vacuums, and I really can't blame him.
I'm going somewhere with this, really. One of those items was this,
the Cuisinart Grill thingy they came out with not too long ago. I saw it on t.v. and had to spend a few minutes "alone". Seriously, sha-wing. It is my new boyfriend and we totally messed around the other night.
Those are ham and cheese paninis. Leftover Christmas ham may just be the greatest food in the universe. Ham and cheese paninis are in no way remarkable, but here's where it gets good.
2of3 hates ham. I may disown him over this, but it is true. I hate bacon, so I can't judge too harshly. Ham and cheese paninis do not work for him, so I came up with a fast alternative. The paninis are just ham, sharp white cheddar, deli mustard and mayo on ciabatta. The sandwich next to that, though, is all the same minus the ham and plus a sliced apple.
That's right; a Braeburn apple.
Seriously? This sandwich is so good I could DIE. So, ciabatta bread, good mustard, mayo, white cheddar (not the sliced crap, get the good deli stuff), sliced crisp apples; throw it all on a panini press.
If you don't have one, well, if you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. They rock so bad it hurts.
So, yes, Santa loves me and brought me every stinking thing on my list. I wrote a long list because I usually write short lists (cheap) and Santa is left to his own powers of deduction to figure out gifts for me, which usually end up being too-small sweaters. Santa thinks I am much hotter than I actually am. This year, I figured I would help Santa out by giving him lots of options. Some of them were quite expensive options. I really crossed my fingers and hoped for one of those items to show up under my tree with all my new titty-shirts. They all did. Except the vacuum. Santa has issues with giving vacuums, and I really can't blame him.
I'm going somewhere with this, really. One of those items was this,
the Cuisinart Grill thingy they came out with not too long ago. I saw it on t.v. and had to spend a few minutes "alone". Seriously, sha-wing. It is my new boyfriend and we totally messed around the other night.
Those are ham and cheese paninis. Leftover Christmas ham may just be the greatest food in the universe. Ham and cheese paninis are in no way remarkable, but here's where it gets good.2of3 hates ham. I may disown him over this, but it is true. I hate bacon, so I can't judge too harshly. Ham and cheese paninis do not work for him, so I came up with a fast alternative. The paninis are just ham, sharp white cheddar, deli mustard and mayo on ciabatta. The sandwich next to that, though, is all the same minus the ham and plus a sliced apple.
That's right; a Braeburn apple.
Seriously? This sandwich is so good I could DIE. So, ciabatta bread, good mustard, mayo, white cheddar (not the sliced crap, get the good deli stuff), sliced crisp apples; throw it all on a panini press.
If you don't have one, well, if you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. They rock so bad it hurts.
Reader Comments (15)
They look like a pretty cool machine! I want one, but I don't have the bench space for one. Damn.
I don't have a panini press, but the George Forman grill the my mom gave me can be used as one. Guess what I'm having for lunch? ;)
Gotta go, baby pooped! YAY.
Yum. I love kitchen stuff. Now if I could only find the time to use it all. *sigh*
Vacumm.. a Vacuum I always thought that was a major faux paus...honestly I will never figure the fairer gender out they keep changing the rules..:):):)
Dude. I'm starving.
Something must be wrong with the fonts on my machine, because I could have sworn you stated, in the post, that you hated bacon.
Since everyone loves bacon, this was either a typo or you are some sort of alien impostor who has rendered our lovely hostess into a Soylent Green sludge for your own evil feeding purposes.
Now, 'fess up.
Oh my - I WANT that lunch! Great site - found you via A SOuthern Fairytale - congrats on the Royal Banana Award!
ooh shiny! the big guy was good to you!
i just bought myself a new toaster to replace my first one, now 12 years old. i think me, toasty and the crackpot are going to go have a threesome, now.
Sounds yummy....definitely some nice aged white cheddar would be the way to go!!!!
Please bring that to our next date. I'll bring the wine.
Heh.
That looks awesome and it is only 9:30 am here.. the pickles stole my heart.. that is a great finisher!!
Happy messing around!
yum, yum and yum
So jealous.
That is soooo much cooler then the portable hard drive I got for Christmas.
Will ask for this for Mother's Day.
LMAO. I totally understand the need for a moment alone.
I make "big people" grilled cheeses (daughter says) with sliced jalapeno jack, pink lady apples, deli smoked ham and occasionally horseradish mayo. They rock.
I love apples on sandwiches, the kids eat grilled cheddar cheese with apple sandwiches.
I puffy heart your blog! :-)
my girlfriend bought herself a pannini (sp?) maker for christmas. i'm in heaven.