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Tuesday
Jul172007

you know you're in trouble when...

(also titled: There's a big fat difference between mommas and daddies)

....when your darling little ones goes down to the family room to play with her brothers and comes back up looking like this:


That, dear readers, would be glitter. And not the organic, all natural, co-op grown kiddies non-toxic glitter, either. That would be the industrial, hardcore, removal only by sandblaster and 53 hail-marys, eat your insides out glitter.

And it would be everywhere. I own neither a sandblaster or rosary beads. Shit.
You know you're really, really in trouble when you go upstairs to blog about it and see this on your computer's monitor:

That, dear readers, would be Gary the Snail. In bubble gum form. Stuck to the side of the monitor.

The difference is that while I was busy taking snapshots of it, daddy was busy completely losing his shit about it. Camera vs. paper towels? Camera wins, ever time.

Reader Comments (1)

Your kids make for great blogging, but I would be pulling out my hair.

I hope the glitter solution is easier than it sounds.

July 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

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