This shit? Mind blowing.

I mean, I just started getting the hang of the internet. I finally get it. I understand that our alien overlords have dug, deep into the soil of this earth, a complex system of tubes and wires and through this we can all stay connected. I can finally almost visualize those near-invisible strands of fiber-optic cable that stretch from Bluetooth to Bluetooth, letting me talk to you while you drink a cold Coors 16 ouncer and I stand in line for hours at the Kwik-E-Mart. I realized that Steve Jobs and Bill Gates took a 70/30 split of all the hospital nurseries in the world and have systematically implanted little earwigs in our tiny brains during what they like to call the "hearing tests" administered in the hospital at all our births,

creating Mac people and PC people. I get it. That's not above my intellegence level at all.

But the fact that my Wii can talk to your Wii? I will never, ever understand that.

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[Anonymous]

I already told you that mine is going to have to yell, but I can't wait to have you here and beat you at bowling.
S.

[mr lady]

I don't know, dude...I think you may underestimate my mad bowling skilz. Tennis, however, may be a whole other story.