Girls. I apologize

Why? Because my sons are going to make terrible husbands someday. They will not help around the house. Even if you pay them.


I PAY them to make those beds. Looks like I just saved a buck today. And, um, the laundry basket is TWO inches from the newly formed pile of laundry. Two whole inches.


They are not toilet trained. This I can understand



But this? Come on. #1, seat UP. Period.



And while I'm at it....did you know that Sharpie makes a super permanent industrial strength permanent marker?



Neither


did I.