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Thursday
Jan172008

Lame-O

Here's my Thursday Thirteen brainstorm:
  1. I wanted to list 13 dates I've been on, but I haven't been on anywhere near 13 dates. That's sad.
  2. I wanted to list 13 things that make me homesick, but there is really only a handful. A heavy handful. (Who are you that comes here every night from Phili, anyway? You're killing me, dude)
  3. I thought it would be fun to tell you about 13 awesome, death-defying feats I have performed, but really? I can't even get on a roller coaster.
  4. Maybe I could talk about 13 radical places I've been, but I have never even been to Detroit.
  5. What about my favorite 13 childhood memories? Please.
  6. My 13 favorite people? I'd have to do that list 6 times. I know awesomely awesome people.
  7. Perhaps I could narrow it down a bit to 13 favorite neighbors. I counted. I have, like, 7. So much for that.
  8. 13 reasons why potty training is my new BFF? Sure, I could do that, but if you look at NO MORE DIAPERS 13 times in a row, they don't look like real words anymore.
  9. I'd do something about my relatives, but I don't know the full, legal names of anyone beyond my parents.
  10. What about old ex's? Oh yeah, that's right. I have ONE.
  11. There are, maybe, if I really stretched, 13 places I'd like to see before I die. I honestly only have to see one, though.
  12. I could write an ode to the 13 random body hairs that I hate with a fire that burns with the heat of a thousand suns. But who wants to read that? That's gross, even for me.
  13. I know! I could totally do a list of the 13 reasons that Mr Lady is much cooler than her real life alter-ego. Oh, wait. I just did that.

Reader Comments (20)

This is a fun T13 list to read...it's almost like Dr. Seuss!

http://unsealmylips.com/?p=108" REL="nofollow">visit my T13 here.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterShoshana

LOL! I'm also struggling to figure out what to list for today :). You could have used your previous post though!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenty

There is nothing lame about this Thursday Thirteen. #12 really cracked me up.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterZenmomma

I live an hour from Detroit, your not missing much really. The only thing there worth anything is the Red Wings. I am up too.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Mocha Mom

Lotsa fun!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

detroit sucks...so do the suburbs surrounding it! trust me when i tell you, the only good thing about detroit is...good restaurants, good gambling...we have 3 casinos, fair theater, good art institute and science center, greektown and mexican village. but, other than that...detroit sucks...but, not as bad as the burbs. so do unwanted body hairs, those suck, too.
first dates kind of suck, too. haven't been on one in...6 years but, they sucked when i was dating.
but, then again...marriage kind of sucks, too...well, sometimes but, it depends on who you are married to and what time of the month it is!!
ok, i have to go beat up my 4 year old now but, i did have a lot more to comment about...
xoxo

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersuchsimplepleasures

Hahaha! That was brilliant!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJo Jo

You know how the Bible says you are supposed to forgive someone 7 times 7? Well, I think Mr. Lady is cool 13 times 13.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commentergypsytears

Random body hairs for the win!!!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfullbodytransplant

I have plenty of ex's you can have (not that I am a whore or anything) LOL

And you have neighbors? I am jealous.. I have come to the conclusion that I live on a block of empty houses.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKimmylyn

Fun list! :)

http://crushedglass.livejournal.com/520716.html" REL="nofollow">my 13

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commenter~*angelle*~

How about 13 ways your kids/husband/neighbors drive you crazy? Oh...that give me an idea...

;)

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarlee

I found this a hilarious list for T13. Oh and I voted for you...might you think of doing the same?
My T13 is up for the week as well.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPenelope Anne

What is really cool is that you had 13 comments.....until I came along. Do you hate me?

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDan Leone

I go through this same line of thinking! Do I even have 13 favorite anything? Or 13 things I can remember? Sigh. I loved your list. It made me laugh.

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermom huebert

xoxoxo

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersecret agent mama

"I honestly only have to see one, though."

Don't leave us hanging. Which one?
And the random body hairs.

We need to know!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOHmommy

I've been to Detroit, but I don't know as many awesome people as you do!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNicholas

You may have inspired me to do a list of 13 dates. Dare I, racy material and all?

January 19, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterimaginary binky

What is the place you want to see before you die?

February 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDonor

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