Should be filed under "Inner Monologe"

Things I have lost:
  • My keys (over and over again)
  • Other people's keys
  • My wallet
  • My purse
  • Scrabble
  • My mind (that was fun)
  • My children (recovered shortly thereafter under clothing rack at Old Navy)
  • My wedding ring (intentionally)
  • Risk
  • My shit
  • Every watch I've ever owned
  • Every race I've ever run
  • A job
  • Battleship
  • Pole Position
  • My cell phone

And there is one more thing I've lost, and I lost it 14 short years ago today, and there is no way to further this conversation without crossing my imaginary line I have drawn.

But, well, you know. You really know.