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Friday
Jan042008

Reflections Upon Opening This Month's Mastercard Statement

DateFriday, January 4, 2008 at 2:36PM | AuthorMr Lady | Comment13 Comments
You would think that sex
with a picture and an old
tube sock would cost less.

Slighty more appropriate Haikus to be had here.
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Reader Comments (13)

Well hells bells. Very interesting haiku there mah deah! :-)

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

i just spit out animal crackers, which i'm binge eating...out, all over my laptop...what a mess! hil. ar. i. ous...yet, probably true!

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersuchsimplepleasures

Random yet funny
Masturbatory haiku
Spend too much on porn?

Love that you've joined us for Haiku Fridays!

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVDog

*snigger*

I think I like you..... your my kinda crazy ;)

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Dude, be sure to tell kelley above that you're MY kind of crazy... and I am a bad sharer.

Awesome ku.

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJudith Shakespeare

I love it. After using my kitchen knives to chop off my arm to pay the property taxes this morning, I don't feel I have any more appendages worth giving to the credit card company. Drink heavily. It may may the bill go away.

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC

Listen up everyone, Lady's MINE! She's mine, all mine.. It's my picture, btw! ;)

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersecret agent mama

oh Mr. Lady and VDog!

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdawn224

Are you happy that
the sock is not argyle?
That would cost you more.

January 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhubs

omg...you have a funny husband, too. i might pass out!

January 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersuchsimplepleasures

Too funny....best haiku I've seen today

January 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSassy Lucy

Wow...not sure what to say about that one...

Pretty damn funny though...

January 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermelissa

You are the best. This is classic.

January 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKimmylyn

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