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Sunday
Jan062008
You're a better mom than me.
Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 12:42PM
Before we get into my awesome skilz of a parent, let's first get into my mad picture linking abilities. Behind this click is the link to Sarcastic Mom's Weekly Winners, which has lovely little graphics and everything but clearly I am too Blond, Dumb or Tired to make the graphic magically appear. Trust me, it's there.
And now, pictures that should make you feel better about yourself.
I wouldn't exactly call any of these winners, but they do go to illustrate a point.
This poorly lit picture is of my crazy smart toddler. She got The Pukes. What did she do, with no prompting AT ALL on my part? She ran to her Dora potty and puked in it, that's what. How the hell did she know to do that? See my 7 year old helping here there? Yeah, exactly .34 seconds later, he turned around and yelled at me for taking pictures instead of helping his little sister.
I froze my poor son's little piggy-wiggies off just to take a fuzzy picture of him by a great big gift box that gave exactly not one shit about.
New Years Day = new cabinet configuration = Momma's busy for a while and why don't you eat some grapes? A helpful addition to that equation would have been putting away the skewers first.
Whoops.
And now, pictures that should make you feel better about yourself.
I wouldn't exactly call any of these winners, but they do go to illustrate a point.
This poorly lit picture is of my crazy smart toddler. She got The Pukes. What did she do, with no prompting AT ALL on my part? She ran to her Dora potty and puked in it, that's what. How the hell did she know to do that? See my 7 year old helping here there? Yeah, exactly .34 seconds later, he turned around and yelled at me for taking pictures instead of helping his little sister.
I froze my poor son's little piggy-wiggies off just to take a fuzzy picture of him by a great big gift box that gave exactly not one shit about.
New Years Day = new cabinet configuration = Momma's busy for a while and why don't you eat some grapes? A helpful addition to that equation would have been putting away the skewers first.Whoops.
Reader Comments (27)
I love the grape skewer. A budding artist....or....acupuncturist.
OMG! Poor thing :( It suppose it must be innate human intuition to puke into toilet-like receptacles...I'm sure she'll love you for taking that pic in a few years ;)
ROFL at the skewers!!!! Hey, you gotta admit, it is a work of art :-)
That is hysterical! Puking in the Dora potty..poor thing but hysterical..one to keep for sure!
wow. it never would have occurred to me to shot pix when my kid was puking. this is brilliant!
and the skewers are good too.
When Alex ate the cat food from the bowl I went and got the camera and snapped the pic THEN stopped him.
we're all good moms, when we grab the camera before stopping the danger. danger is too damn photogenic, it seems. i still need to know where you found a dora potty. for puking, peeing, pooping or like my kid, putting crackers in.
How funny you got yelled at for taking the pic instead of helping your daughter! My 4 year old got stuck in between a metal hello kitty tray once (her head and torso- don't ask), and before we started to get her out, I ran for my camera to snap some shots first...
I'm sick like that, too!
Love the use of the Dora potty! I wish Sister would figure that one out...
I love that she puked in the potty! Clever girl.
I snap photos first and then fix the child next. I have photos of Amy sitting in the windowsill smiling at me.
Hey! At least she's entertained.lol
OMG look at all the skewers in that poor grape!!!!!
These are classic, You! The kids are awesome, just like their Ma.
OMG!
That last photo's contraption looks lethal!
(You'll put your eye out!)
Hee
Oh my, this post had me giggling from start to end. Talk about a potty being put to a REAL USE!
And I love your blog and its' URL - VERY clever.
O.M.G. I heart you, blonde sister! I TOO was completely incapable of figuring out how to put the Weekly Winners button in my post... so I just gave up. I'm thinking maybe by next week I'll be smarter???
LOVE your blog!
LOL at your son shouting at you for taking a photo.
LAUGHING.MY.ASS.OFF.
Gostei muito desse post e seu blog
I really like the skewers it looks like a sea urchin. Yay a potential sculptor..
I managed to put the weekly winners up on my page for the first time YAY
Yay 6th time lucky lol
cheers Kim
I love how the skewers are making the perfect sphere..
And hey.. gotta give it to your daughter!! That is very creative of her not to puke on the floor!! :)
I love the last photo - her face is classic!
those mini potties make me puke....ick
but how cool that she knew to do that!?
and the grape? he should call it "grapish porcupine" heh
i love us bloggers. Pics first.
Hold up... Yours puke in the potty? You mean they don't puke in your hair or on your lap or down your shirt?
Dude, mine must be broken.
Hey, I am totally jealous that your kid canmake such cool art, without prompting.
And I mean the grape-skewer art, not the art in the toilet.
Also, the picture no one cared about? I do that all the time.
NICE! on the toilet barfing. And don't feel bad...we've all http://vdogandlittleman.blogspot.com/2007/09/this-is-bananas-literally.html" REL="nofollow">taken the picture first before helping!
I'd qualify these as winners...heheh.
That looks like the Death Star grape.(Or a sea urchin???)
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