Tuesday
Jan082008
How trampy do I have to get here?
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 2:30AM | Mr Lady
See, this year I just so happened to get a little nod.
I never, ever win anything. Once, I won $100 on scratch tickets and I had a heart attack and died. Other than that, nada. Never first place in the three-legged-race, No Spelling Bee victories, not one heart of one fair maiden, nothing. And I won't win those two up there, either. But the one I could win, the one I have IN THE BAG, is the Hottest Mommy Blogger. They invented that category FOR ME. I'm easy like Sunday morning.
And heck, that Blogitzer one wouldn't suck, either.
And so, the first people to go over to Blogger's Choice and nominate me for ones of those damn categories already will receive one totally naked picture of me in their inbox. Prizes for subsequent votes will be happily negotiated.
Why yes, I have thought this through. Why do you ask?
I never, ever win anything. Once, I won $100 on scratch tickets and I had a heart attack and died. Other than that, nada. Never first place in the three-legged-race, No Spelling Bee victories, not one heart of one fair maiden, nothing. And I won't win those two up there, either. But the one I could win, the one I have IN THE BAG, is the Hottest Mommy Blogger. They invented that category FOR ME. I'm easy like Sunday morning.
And heck, that Blogitzer one wouldn't suck, either.
And so, the first people to go over to Blogger's Choice and nominate me for ones of those damn categories already will receive one totally naked picture of me in their inbox. Prizes for subsequent votes will be happily negotiated.
Why yes, I have thought this through. Why do you ask?
Reader Comments (11)
You can email the picture to danleone@gmail.com
I'm still working on my nominations!! ;) I'm totally nommin' you (for Hottest Mom..Hot Mom Check In, Whut Whut).
I will vote for you, TOTALLY! Because I, like, love you and stuffs!
you have been voted fer. boobie eta is? just kidding...really, no boobs necessary. i was going to vote for you anyways!
OK, thank god I won't be the first one, because, I think you're super pretty and stuff...but I don't need to see you naked. ;)
BTW: Tagged ya!
done and done.
Dude, you are too funny.
I'll totally go vote for you, just because you're so hot. But naked pictures won't be necessary unless you have David Beckham or Gerard Butler or that ilk laying around.
Yum.
:-)
I voted for you.
i voted for ya but...no offense, i may be a lurker/stalker on your blog but...i really, quite honestly, in all sincerity...have no desire to see you naked! see...i did it for free...it's free love...that didn't come out right...anyway. keep your naked pic...i stalked you over on the bloggers choice awards...that's the kind of girl i am...
"Be ye not fooled by the suspenders" - Leviticus, right?
I've tried to join this fogangled webite at least four times now and they won't send me a fucking confirmation email so I can log in. Sorry girl.