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Saturday
Nov012008
And Suddenly, I'm Really Glad I Told Him About The Blog
Saturday, November 1, 2008 at 2:00AM
Him: Why does everyone in your comments think the iron comment was dirty?
Me: I don't know. It was just my lame attempt at humour.
Him: Yeah, it didn't go over. And just so you know, I am NOT almost forty.
Me: ...
Him: I am no where NEAR forty, Bee Tee Why.
Me: BT Y?
Him: By. The. Way. Duh.
Me: You mean BT W?
Him: ...
Me: Way. By the way. Way starts with double-you.
Him: ...
Me: *snort*
Him: God, I am almost forty.
Me: You totally just proved my point.
Him: Whatever. I can't keep up with your lingo.
Me: gigglegiggle
Him: Fuck you.
Me: I don't know. It was just my lame attempt at humour.
Him: Yeah, it didn't go over. And just so you know, I am NOT almost forty.
Me: ...
Him: I am no where NEAR forty, Bee Tee Why.
Me: BT Y?
Him: By. The. Way. Duh.
Me: You mean BT W?
Him: ...
Me: Way. By the way. Way starts with double-you.
Him: ...
Me: *snort*
Him: God, I am almost forty.
Me: You totally just proved my point.
Him: Whatever. I can't keep up with your lingo.
Me: gigglegiggle
Him: Fuck you.
Reader Comments (44)
Hey Lady! BTY.........you guys are so fucking cute......hehe. Hey Donor.........I don't this shit either. Peace, Mike.
I screwed the pooch.......I don't know this shit either.
I'm caught up with my kiddos for a couple of days, and totally miss all the jokes. Off to peruse your old posts - I adore lame attempts at humor!!
Em
Once upon a time, Em wrote..http://eminpursuit.blogspot.com/2008/11/double-oooh-ooooooooh.html" rel="nofollow">Double Oooh Ooooooooh.
LOL.
I'm kinda regretting tellng my husband about mine cuz when he finds out I just posted all that nonsense about my inlaws he's going to freak out.
Once upon a time, Tammy wrote..http://thopgood-mylife.blogspot.com/2008/10/because-christmas-is-all-about-judging.html" rel="nofollow">Because Christmas is all about judging and condemning dontcha know...
Love it. I rag on my hubs for being older too. It's big fun.
Once upon a time, southernfriedgirl wrote..http://naptimeneeded.wordpress.com/2008/10/18/stolen-from-misadventures-of-a-newlywed/" rel="nofollow">Stolen from Misadventures of a Newlywed
RATFL!
Once upon a time, matt wrote..http://redsparks.com/playpen/2008/10/31/all-hollows-eve-a-parental-tribute/" rel="nofollow">All Hollow’s Eve - A Parental Tribute
PS - Better get the typo out of the post title before you dog him TOO much!
Once upon a time, matt wrote..http://redsparks.com/playpen/2008/10/31/all-hollows-eve-a-parental-tribute/" rel="nofollow">All Hollow’s Eve - A Parental Tribute
ROFL!! at least he tries ;)
Once upon a time, Jeanette wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PhotographybyJeanette/~3/438371889/" rel="nofollow">Three Corners - Look Up
Hell, he's a pup. I'm almost 40 by 3 months closer then he is. Pfft...I even got the walking post...geez.
Hahahahaha!
(Although, that's totally something I would do)
Once upon a time, Natalie wrote..http://www.startingfromhere.com/2008/11/wankers/" rel="nofollow">Wankers
Tell the poor dear it only gets worse. Husband and I are 45, but I never let him forget that he is older than I am. Six weeks.
Once upon a time, Middle-Aged-Woman wrote..http://unmitigated.typepad.com/unmitigated/2008/10/a-fine-mess-ive-gotten-myself-into.html" rel="nofollow">A Fine Mess I've Gotten Myself Into
Old people are funny.
Ha ha! That's awesome.
Once upon a time, Kate wrote..http://katescrazylife.blogspot.com/2008/10/sundry-stuff.html" rel="nofollow">Sundry Stuff
Haha. That sounds like a conversation Darren and I would have. But he knows that "Way" starts with a "W".
The phrase I introduced him to was "Batshit crazy".
He liked it and uses it all the time now.
Oh don't go backpedalling now. That iron thing WAS dirty. Somehow. But I'll be 37 in a couple of months, and my memory is starting to go, so I can't recall why.
Once upon a time, I, Rodius wrote..http://www.irodius.com/2008/10/kitty-kitty-dog-kitty.html" rel="nofollow">Kitty, Kitty, Dog, Kitty
YTF?!
Once upon a time, Huckdoll wrote..http://huckdoll.blogspot.com/2008/10/yuck-its-halloween.html" rel="nofollow">Yuck! It's Halloween.
BTY FTW. Go put it in urbandictionary.com now, plz.
Once upon a time, anne nahm wrote..http://annenahm.com/?p=708" rel="nofollow">The Rainbow of my Reading
And 2+2 is 3.
Once upon a time, MomBabe wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thebinghamdiaries/EBnH/~3/438724137/day-one-nablopomo.html" rel="nofollow">Day One: NaBloPoMo
2019 words on November 1st, 10:15 AM.
My hubby is closer to forty then he is, and he doesn't know that shit either.
Hahahaha. My hubby gets that stuff wrong all the time. He just doesn't do acronyms. I have to explain them to him when other people use them. I still love him though.
I just thought I'd let you know while I'm here that I started my blog. I'm a newbie so be gentle...hehe.
Such a sweet talker. My hubs doesn't even read my blog. I guess it could be worse.
Once upon a time, Tara R. wrote..http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/update-beany/" rel="nofollow">UPDATE ~ Beany
Oh mah holy hell. Too funny.
so, did the iron work?
Once upon a time, Ree wrote..http://hotfessional.com/2008/10/31/172-175/" rel="nofollow">$172 $175
He probably won't even be able to read this blog post without reading glasses either.
Once upon a time, Momo Fali wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momo-Fali/~3/437423079/i-actually-always-look-like-that.html" rel="nofollow">I Actually Always Look Like That
That's a shining example of spousal communication if I ever saw one.
Once upon a time, janethesane wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouSeeWhatYouWantToSee/~3/436510882/information-overload.html" rel="nofollow">Information Overload
Oh wait, or were you talking to your grandpa?
*snicker*
Once upon a time, janethesane wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouSeeWhatYouWantToSee/~3/436510882/information-overload.html" rel="nofollow">Information Overload
Oh I love that he used the wrong letters!!
Once upon a time, tracey wrote..http://tracey-justanothermommyblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/first-day-and-its-flop.html" rel="nofollow">First day and it's a FLOP!
lol...bty. I am forty and I knew that. Now if he had his own blog, he could be hip too. You can teach him STFU next.
Once upon a time, Jim wrote..http://h31n0us.blogspot.com/2008/10/stages.html" rel="nofollow">Stages
I have nothing to say that's funnier than your post. Classic.
Once upon a time, the new girl wrote..http://thenewgirl.typepad.com/the_new_girl/2008/10/proof-that-i-am-some-kind-of-blogger.html" rel="nofollow">Proof That I Am Some Kind Of Blogger.
40? Ain;t no biggie. Try 50 something. Know what, (sorry, I was licking somethng off my shot key)...I can hang. (Only, a little longer than I did before.) They say as you get older you get longin the tooth. Well, that isn't the only place :)
Once upon a time, Audubon Ron wrote..http://ducksmahal.blogspot.com/2008/10/mello-during-working-hours-is-it-crime.html" rel="nofollow">Mello During Working Hours – Is it a Crime?
LMAO!!!
Once upon a time, jessica wrote..http://stapeliad.blogspot.com/2008/11/aed-1.html" rel="nofollow">AED 1
You guys are like the Canadian version of Mr. F and I. Seriously.
Once upon a time, Tootsie Farklepants wrote..http://vintagethirty.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-probably-my-most-random-post.html" rel="nofollow">It's Probably My Most Random Post
He's hilarious -- especially with you around. :) Loved your birthday post, too, by the way.
And thanks for the perfect balance of admiration and paranoia in your comment on my last post. If only my neighbors would be okay with me putting barbed wire on their tree, I totally would!
Once upon a time, MommyTime wrote..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/11/ill-give-you-halloween-terror.html" rel="nofollow">I'll Give You Halloween Terror
I just hit 36 a couple of weeks ago and I have no trouble with all the damned acronyms. WTJ?
Just cause I had nothing else to say, but I just came from Nick and Nora's infinite playlist, sooooooo funnie.
wait till you have these conversations with the old folks in your life.
Once upon a time, Aimee Greeblemonkey wrote..http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/11/wanna-guess-what-declan-was-for.html" rel="nofollow">Wanna guess what Declan was for Halloween?
And The Mr. Mr. Lady doesn't qualify as "old folks" because I am almost 40 myself.
Once upon a time, Aimee Greeblemonkey wrote..http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/11/wanna-guess-what-declan-was-for.html" rel="nofollow">Wanna guess what Declan was for Halloween?
Moo told Too: STFU noob. MPS had to ask what it meant.
He is almost FIFTY!
Old bastard.
I need to trade him in on a newer model I think.
Once upon a time, Kelley wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MagnetoBoldToo/~3/438989494/" rel="nofollow">I guess we won’t be buying the Neverland ranch with our millions then.
Bahahaha!!!
Once upon a time, Missives From Suburbia wrote..http://missivesfromsuburbia.blogspot.com/2008/11/jack-o-lanterns-extinguished.html" rel="nofollow">Jack O' Lanterns Extinguished
ROFLMAO! 2 FNY. TTYL. LYLAS.
Once upon a time, Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy wrote..http://lacostamom.blogspot.com/2008/11/october-bloggy-carnival-winners.html" rel="nofollow">October Bloggy Carnival Winners!!!
You said giggle giggle and totally made me forget what I was going to say.. :)
Once upon a time, Kim wrote..http://www.joggingincircles.com/journal/2008/11/2/weekly-winners.html" rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners
the husband and i have totally had this same conversation.
hahahahah!
Once upon a time, ali wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/alimartell/mzqi/~3/438063701/" rel="nofollow">a conversation between me and my spouse
LMAO. Priceless.
Once upon a time, Jaina wrote..http://girl-with-the-camera.blogspot.com/2008/10/kitchen-fairy.html" rel="nofollow">Kitchen Fairy
hahahaha, that's great! I love it when they say silly things like that.