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You guys have, what, two weeks before Thanksgiving? Better go get some Stove Top before it's all sold out, yo. And hey!  You still have a week to enter the little recipe contest going on over here. Prizes yet to be determined. (Read: we'll see how much Daddio lets me spend on stuff for other people.)

Deadline: The Saturday before American Thanksgiving, whenever the hell that is.

Rules: The best things come to those who cheat.