Friday
Feb012008
Oh yes, you WILL be mine
Friday, February 1, 2008 at 11:56AM | Mr Lady 
Today is the big day. THE day. Some lucky readers get to be my Valentine today. About your entries? Dag, yo. Y'all are hilarious. Also, some of you are really screwed up. Some of you will be getting referrals to therapists. A few of you, however, are getting presents. Let's start, shall we?
~Before we begin, I have a dilemma on my hands that I need your help with. In the interests of fairness, I kept this thing totally anonymous, you know? Well, here's the problem.
My totally awesome friends, Diane and Darla, have been reading this blog since, oh, DAY ONE. The were my only readers for, like, a year. They were the only commenters for, like, TWO years. I would not be here today were it not for them. (no joke) The Double D's (as I call them when it's just me) entered and entered and entered this thing. They embraced it. They WERE the contest. And what does bitchy old Mr Lady do in thanks? She totally fails in every way to pick their entries. Because I suck, that's why.
So, readers (and blog-hoppers *What Up*) I need you to decide for me whether or not to give them the award anyway. I could just go do it behind your backs, but that's not how I roll.
Choose wisely.
And now, onto the show....
The Grand Prize winner. Seriously? This one made me laugh so hard I almost cried. This one made The Donor (he has asked that I not use his name, now that he's reading my blog *yikes* and after a long, hard debate on the subject, we decided to go back to our pet-names before we got married, back when I was first pregnant. Me? The Incubator. Him? The Donor.) this one made The Donor laugh so hard he almost cried. He agreed that if anyone was filling his shoes this year, this entry was worthy.
THE WINNER of the 3rd shift vote. Because really, you couldn't get away with this sober.
the anti-valentine:
Do you like to do laundry and getting to iron it and put it away afterwards?
I would stay up to talk to you - I
Reader Comments (20)
Yippee, you picked me! Twice. :) I've got your Courvoisier right here, baby. It's between the vanilla vodka and the mouse cage. I'll have drinks and dinner with you anytime. And while I'm definitely no where near as funny as whoever wrote that anti-valentine, I promise I'm not actually a mouse. And don't think you're one either. Even though I did write that one too.
Luv and other sexy stuff,
The Ladies' Man
MommyTime's last blog post..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/02/my-thighs-really.html' rel="nofollow">My Thighs. Really.
I came to say hi and thanks for commenting on my thighs. I will have to pop back in later, when I'm drunk, because I think this post will make a lot more sense then. Right now I am confused and wondering if 11:30 am is too early to sneak a drink while I am at work.
Amy's last blog post..http://seibelblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/this-post-is-rated-w-for-women.html' rel="nofollow">This Post Is Rated "W" For Women
third shift means the closing the deal date, right? score!
zoeyjane's last blog post..http://mommyismoody.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/so-much-to-say-part-three/' rel="nofollow">So Much to Say, Part Three
I wrote comments 24, 25 and 38. This was a hoot. Clearly, I wasn't cleaver and cute enough and I was out of my element on this one, but it was so much fun.
Diane's last blog post..http://onemomsopinion.blogspot.com/2008/01/yet-another-quiz.html' rel="nofollow">Yet another quiz
You're all crazy! I can't believe you didn't pick mine! Well, okay it was lame, but still!
Momo Fali's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momo-Fali/~3/227215943/new-kind-of-competition.html' rel="nofollow">A New Kind Of Competition
I'm so excited you picked me! But so embarrassed about my entry I'm not sure I want to claim it. Sadly? Sober posting it. Might have been having a small stroke tho.
anne nahm's last blog post..http://annenahm.com/?p=388' rel="nofollow">Crash, You?re the Last Splash
I want the prize....but I can't make myself fess up.
FESS UP. Email it to me if you must at heymrlady at gmail dot com. I won't tell a soul.
oh...i have a little something on my humble blog for you.
you're welcome!! i think you have a super awesome blog!! so. there!
Score 2 mixers for me. Almost makes up for being humiliated last month. The Scylla/Charybdis line is what spawned the longer madness later.
Mas Younon's last blog post..http://ehmeh.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/self-abuse/' rel="nofollow">Self Abuse
As desperately as I want to make out with you, I didn't manage to enter into this little contest. However, I bow down to the superiority of those who will bask in your glow on the 14th... have fun!
Latte Mommy's last blog post..http://lattemommy.blogspot.com/2008/02/pee-my-pants.html' rel="nofollow">Pee My Pants!
Just blog hopping by...my first time checking out your blog! I LOVE the name and design! And I voted for HELL YES!
Jenny- Momminitoops! via Blog Hoppers
Mommin' It Up!
Momminitoops!'s last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/momminitup/PBJP/~3/227271102/' rel="nofollow">
Friends completely deserve recognition. Always.
Blog Hopping---HP
HP's last blog post..http://nothpnowmommy.blogspot.com/2008/02/hop-hop-hippity-hop.html' rel="nofollow">Hop Hop Hippity Hop
Bloghoppin myself. Love the design. I say pick 'em both, three's company!
damonm55's last blog post..http://damonm55.blogspot.com/2008/02/happy-g-hog-day.html' rel="nofollow">HAPPY G-HOG DAY
That first one...the laundry one...made me laugh soooooo hard!!!
Seriously...I think I woke up my kids!
LunaNik's last blog post..http://lsecretsofablackheart.blogspot.com/2008/02/doh.html' rel="nofollow">D'OH!!!!!!!
Your readers are almost as hilarious as you!
What a great contest....you are sooooo sentimental, it's sweet.
Love your blog!
Bloghoppin Hi!
Karen MEG (pomtini)'s last blog post..http://gliks.blogspot.com/2008/02/fashion-friday-th-ass-better.html' rel="nofollow">Fashion Friday: Th' ASS better
HA!!!! CHECK ME OUT!
Aimee Greeblemonkey's last blog post..http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/02/february-greeblemix.html' rel="nofollow">February Greeblemix
I think I was comment #26 - I think I counted right. I was the Do you like leather and lace and a slight spanking...
HA the ones you picked were great!! Diane had way to much doing this and I swear she needs a hobby or more Mr. Lady contest.
Honestly, she was emailing me at work with "help me finish this."
Happy HEART day everyone!!
Also, Mr. Lady you are to sweet, thanks for the kind words!! I HEART YOUR BLOG!!
darla's last blog post..http://dmmos.blogspot.com/2008/01/take-that-mitsubishi.html' rel="nofollow">Take that Mitsubishi!
I think I was comment #26 - I think I counted right. I was the Do you like leather and lace and a slight spanking...
HA the ones you picked were great!! Diane had way to much doing this and I swear she needs a hobby or more Mr. Lady contest.
Honestly, she was emailing me at work with "help me finish this."
Happy HEART day everyone!!
Also, Mr. Lady you are to sweet, thanks for the kind words!! I HEART YOUR BLOG!!