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Tuesday
Feb122008

Reflections upon getting up way too early with the kid

Dude, if you don't treat that sinus infection soon, you're going to get a blood clot in your brain and die.

stuffed up!


The facial hair? The overly deep voice? Man, steriods are NEVER the answer.

Roids 2


Start small, brother. Work your way up.


Work it!


Or, maybe, just go have lunch with Popeye already.

Muscles!


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Reader Comments (21)

Can I borrow your brain for like just one hour? Seriously, how do you not just walk around the house laughing your ass off at yourself. I'd get nothing done.

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkelly

Me too... I would love to borrow your brain!

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterohmommy

Bahaha to Big Bird. And Om Nom Nom to Cookie Monster.

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

dude...i'm so turning into the cookie monster! thanks for noticing! ok...off to wax and pluck!
btw...i'll be waiting for ideas on valentines games!
keep em clean...these kids are in 4th grade!
xoxo

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermelissa

I need whatever your taking. Seriously. STAT.

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

I'll never watch Sesame Street the same again. Thank you!

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy

lolololololol

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaria

Lovely, but I must say that I feel you have way too much time on your hands.

Harley was sick for a few days last week and Lynn was sick within a day after returning from San Francisco. Mom remains germ free, yet somehow gets blamed for the guys being ill--go figure.

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Cartoons are not for children. There is going to be a Congressional investigation into Cookie's performance enhancing supplements.

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTara R.

Gawd. I remember the cookie monster song and my kid is 18... C is for cookie, that's good enough for me... Those shows rot your brain! I am living proof of it!

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

*shudder* i'm so glad i'm on beyond sesame street.

although fallout boy is NOT an improvement.

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanet

Shortman never liked Sesame Street....but 20 (the girl) was a Popeye freak!

Love the Cookie Monster caption though!

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRee

OMG! SUPER GROVER!!!!!!

AND?

I don't think you have too much time on your hands AND I think you must walk around all day laughing your ass off at yourself. :)

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLoralee

Here, they do not start the kids' shows EARLY. ENOUGH. !!!

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February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermarlee

Ah you bring back old memories.. Good job.. :)

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterecky

Laughing too hard to write a proper comment. Please forgive me.

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVeronica

Yes, tv (or "P.B." as my daughter calls it) is the early-a.m. drug of choice in our house. It's for pre-coffee time, when you don't want to wake up yet. I've found the best way to imbibe these shows is to snuggle up under some blankets on the couch (or in the bed if you have PB in your bedroom), tuck your head strategically behind your child's so that he/she can see AND YOU CAN'T, drape one arm protectively over so that said child cannot fall off the couch, and promptly go back to sleep. Be sure the PB is on a channel with no commercials and all-acceptable-all-the-time programming (here that means the station called Noggin), and do not pass go, do not collect $200, just get yourself some zzzz's.

PS I like the six random things meme, where you just explain the six most nutty unknown facts about yourself. I haven't been tagged with it, so I can't exactly tag you with it, but I've seen it around a lot of places, and I think you should do it. Because I'd love to see what you come up with when you're actually working to be random and nutty...I'm thinking it would be a laugh riot! :) Have a good day.

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommyTime

yep... don't miss the sesame street days at all...

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMisty

I could not agree more with the steroids comment. Just ask Roger Clemens!

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnglophile Football Fanatic

roflmao!! very clever thinking there!! :) now watching sesame street will never be the same for me. lol :)
why the hell do kids get up so darn early?? my kids do the same thing. oh well. till they are teens, then they won't want to ever get up... go figure.
have a good one. hugs, jenn

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February 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

Call me nuts but I stumbled upon some vintage Sesame Street clips on youtube which then became a nostalgic binge for me. I wasn't looking for it but I found one clip and BAM! A hour or 2 of my life....wasted. Some of the stuff was very trippy and clearly drug induced. Those were the days for our friends on the old Sesame Street. I like the Grover send up by the way.

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February 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRicardo

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