This week in Haiku

I am one hot minx:

I think I passed a

kidney stone last night. Isn't

that SO romantic?

And sometimes, I swoon:

If there was ever

a reason to fall in love

This here would be it.

I am a really good mother:

My kid is ditching

school to go see a movie

with my permission.

And now I get a whole knew forum to test out my mad skilz of a momma:

A new little boy

born in San Jose Tuesday

calls me Madrina.

And my real family is about to grow:

My baby sister,

10 years my junior, is in

early labor now.