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Tuesday
Feb192008
Every day is a chance to learn and grow
Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 1:07PM
If the question is, "Do I go digging through the laundry for the granny bra or just wear the hoochie-snap-in-the-front-with-the-clear-straps-push-up-stripper bra to the PTA meeting?" and the answer is, "Oh, screw it, I'll just wear the scanky one, because it's clean," then maybe you should throw on a hoodie or something before you go to the meeting.
If the question is, "Is this lovely halter tank top showing entirely too much cleavage for a PTA meeting?" and the answer is, "I guess I'll find out," then perhaps it's not the world's best idea to sit next to the President of the PTA, who also happens to be the minister of the local church, at the meeting, in the preschool room, in the 5-inches-off-the-ground chairs.
If the question is, "Do you really want to explain to people you don't know who Peter Griffin is in a family friendly setting?" and the answer is, "Not at the PTA meeting while I'm sitting here next to the PTA president who just also happens to be the minster of the local church, because you think he might be seriously traumatized from the amount of boobie you just accidentally shoved in his face," then maybe it's in your best interest to just set the ringer of your cellphone to vibrate, or at least change your ringtone for your husband to Amazing Grace or something, because you know he's going to call you while you're there.
If the question is, "Is this lovely halter tank top showing entirely too much cleavage for a PTA meeting?" and the answer is, "I guess I'll find out," then perhaps it's not the world's best idea to sit next to the President of the PTA, who also happens to be the minister of the local church, at the meeting, in the preschool room, in the 5-inches-off-the-ground chairs.
If the question is, "Do you really want to explain to people you don't know who Peter Griffin is in a family friendly setting?" and the answer is, "Not at the PTA meeting while I'm sitting here next to the PTA president who just also happens to be the minster of the local church, because you think he might be seriously traumatized from the amount of boobie you just accidentally shoved in his face," then maybe it's in your best interest to just set the ringer of your cellphone to vibrate, or at least change your ringtone for your husband to Amazing Grace or something, because you know he's going to call you while you're there.
Reader Comments (42)
We came back a day early from our vacay, it was worth it for this post. Hilarious!
kelly's last blog post..http://ordinaryartblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/our-trip-calculator.html' rel="nofollow">Our Trip Calculator
The only problem that I see is that now the PTA president may start asking you to help out more in the school in an effort to see "more" of you.
Mindi's last blog post..http://mindicherry.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/so-do-i-get-detention-for-being-a-bad-mom/' rel="nofollow">So do I get detention for being a bad mom?
*lmao* Nothing wrong with a little Peter here and there.
Maria's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/immoralmc/~3/237222166/80s-flashback.html' rel="nofollow">'80's Flashback!!
Sooooo, what happened next?
caroline's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBinghamDiaries/~3/237681548/reason-381845750-why-im-hoping-to-move.html' rel="nofollow">Reason #381845750 why I'm hoping to move far, far away
Am I going to hell for laughing so heartily at this post?
I heart you more each day.
anne nahm's last blog post..http://annenahm.com/?p=393' rel="nofollow">Anne Went All The Way To Hawaii & All She Got Me Was This Lousy Booby Prize Contest
ok, so what's peter saying? is it about not being hungover, just being tired from drinking all night? cuz that SHOULD make perfect sense at a PTA meeting.
zoeyjane's last blog post..http://mommyismoody.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/smells-of-hippies/' rel="nofollow">Smells of Hippies
Bwahaha, you had me at five inch high chairs, that did it. That really brought the picture into focus.
Born to flirt. And the harder-to-get they are (pastor/PTA prez) the better. I know your MO, innocent at first then ... whammo, their hopelessly addicted to you.
Marge's last blog post..http://wheremytruthlives.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/the-meme-challenge/' rel="nofollow">The Meme Challenge
it's not nice to make me laugh that hard while i'm at work. people are starting to wonder ...
janet's last blog post..http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/02/roo-just-my-roo.html' rel="nofollow">Roo. Just my Roo
So worth reading after my long ass day of class. Just so you - everyone needs a little boobie in their face.
The boy toys boss was checking out my boobies at the local watering hole on Saturday night. My feeling "I hope he got a raise out it...;)"
Darla's last blog post..http://dmmos.blogspot.com/2008/02/worst-day-e-v-e-r-and-what-150-will-get.html' rel="nofollow">Worst Day E V E R and what $150 will get you
That's it... we are SO having the next RMBB in a church Sunday school with little kiddie chairs, and you are SO wearing that bra and top.
I mean, it's not like most of us will remember it anyway.
andy's last blog post..http://www.worldwiderant.com/2008/02/19/obama-and-mccain-reduce-patriotism-to-soundbites/' rel="nofollow">Obama and McCain Reduce Patriotism to Soundbites
You have the best PTA. Can I come to your next meeting?
Latte Mommy's last blog post..http://lattemommy.blogspot.com/2008/02/100.html' rel="nofollow">100%
Love it. You always find creative ways to make us laugh.
Diane's last blog post..http://onemomsopinion.blogspot.com/2008/02/colorado-caucus.html' rel="nofollow">My take on MY Colorado Caucus
Oh. MY. GAWD!!!!!!
I think I just wet my pants! Tell that to your president!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
tiff's last blog post..http://www.mythreeringcircus.com/2008/02/another-midwife-story-a-lesson-in-wisdom/' rel="nofollow">Another midwife story. A lesson in wisdom.
Okay. Next time... include a WARNING before posting a hysterical post. Cause, I too seriously wet my pants. I puffy heart you.
ohmommy's last blog post..http://www.classychaos.com/2008/02/this-little-clock-of-mine-im-gonna-let.html' rel="nofollow">This little clock of mine... I'm gonna let it shine!
You are so funny! Can I come to your PTA meeting next time?
Christy's last blog post..http://2princessandaprince.blogspot.com/2008/02/and-so-illness-has-hit-everyone-now.html' rel="nofollow">And so the illness has hit everyone now
Hey, I probably would have paid you to come be on my PTA board when I was president.
HEE!
Loralee's last blog post..http://loraleeslooneytunes.com/2008/02/19/i-need-a-t-shirt-that-says-inadvertant-asshat-please-ignore/' rel="nofollow">I need a t-shirt that says ?Inadvertant Asshat. Please ignore.?
You are the hottest PTA mom EVAH.
I totally love that you have The Family Guy for a ringtone for hubby.
Could you define scanky? Unless you are meaning skanky, then ignore me, just thought maybe you were giving me a new word to use, I love me some new words. HEE!!
I have a friend whose married name is Skank. Isn't that just the worst? I think I would of kept my maiden name.
Kay's last blog post..http://specialk513.blogspot.com/2008/02/ps.html' rel="nofollow">P.S.
Where are you that it is warm enough to wear a halter top?? I want to be warm. Gotta go find the electric underwear.
janethesane's last blog post..http://janethesane.blogspot.com/2008/02/lazy-ass.html' rel="nofollow">The Lazy Ass
Of course this didn't actually happen to you....it is just a PSA...right?
Alison's last blog post..http://rdhmom.blogspot.com/2008/02/footprints-of-family-our-second.html' rel="nofollow">Footprints of a Family, our second adoption journey, part 2
I have a sudden urge to join the PTA.
BusyDad's last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/old-school-toy-nado-and-a-rehash-meme.html' rel="nofollow">Old School Toy-nado and a Rehash Meme
He, He! Maybe the minister prayed for you! That's always good!
You see...I am the Vice President of the PTO! And girl...my boobs are in someones face even if I'm wearing a bedspread! They're huge! They cannot be hidden or they get angry! Angry is bad! Angry scares me!!! They get like Freddy Krueger mad!
If you were at my PTO I would probably make you stand up in front of the group and show off your gems! Or I would play the bongos on them! So, your experience could have been soo much worse!! And you want to know what was on my ringtone???? How about I like big butts??? That my whiskey boozing friend is when things get pretty!!!!
Can you send me a sippy with Whiskey?? I have a meeting tonight!
krissy's last blog post..http://firecrackermomma.blogspot.com/2008/02/im-weiner.html' rel="nofollow">I'm a weiner!!!!
Heh. Wish I had been a fly on the wall for that one.
Candy's last blog post..http://imnopoodle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/post-op/' rel="nofollow">Post-Op
Oh, I wish I were in your PTA. At least then I could get a little glimpse of some boobie attired more inappropriately than my own. I mean...uh... then I could take some lessons from the master-- since my own solution to this dilemma is to go freestyle and just put on a tight t-shirt to pretend to hold the twins in place, covered by a baggy thick sweatshirt to hide them. Well, and you know how often my clothes get washed on laundry day.
MommyTime's last blog post..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/02/nature-vs-nurture.html' rel="nofollow">Nature vs. Nurture
Stripper-like push up bras and boobie-baring halter tops...
have you been digging around in my closet?????
Heh...great post!
I'm ALWAYS of the mindset "when in doubt, let it all hang out"!!
LunaNik's last blog post..http://lsecretsofablackheart.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-would-you-do.html' rel="nofollow">What would you do?
you are soooo going to have to stay away from the president of the pta/minister dude. he's going to be having you help him at church and school, and he'll be suggesting which boob showing tops to wear!! oh, you are so doomed!! it doesn't even matter what you set your ringtone to!!
xoxo
PYT and PTA!
Secret Agent Mama's last blog post..http://secretagentmama.com/blog/2008/02/20/project-365-182365/' rel="nofollow">Project 365 (182/365)
Screw movie night! I'd like to attend the next PTA meeting ;)
Sandy (Momisodes)'s last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momisodes/~3/238009291/' rel="nofollow">I Need A Vacation
LMAO! Maybe the vibrate would cause more problems.
Jenty's last blog post..http://jentyrambling.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/' rel="nofollow">You know you?re getting old when?
What you don't always wear the stripper bra? I do, because the PTO mommies don't like me as it is. Being that I'm 10 years younger and 20lbs lighter. So I just give them more reason to talk.
amy's last blog post..http://amysbratpack.blogspot.com/2008/02/here-comes-bride.html' rel="nofollow">Here comes the bride
I would totally go to that PTA meeting.
Tootsie Farklepants's last blog post..http://vintagethirty.blogspot.com/2008/02/rated-pg-13-for-some-mild-crude-humor.html' rel="nofollow">Rated PG-13 - For Some Mild Crude Humor
If our PTA meetings were like that, I may actually GO!
My text message tone is Stewie. Anyone who doesn't know who the Griffins are must lead a very sad life.
cyndy's last blog post..http://luvmydoxies.blogspot.com/2008/02/wordless-wednesday-22008.html' rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday 2.20.08
Was there drool involved? No? Then you're golden.
Ree's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/hotfessional/KKFw/~3/238544329/' rel="nofollow">Looking at the Moon
Wow. You still have sexy lingerie?!? Mine went out with the baby's bathwater...
P.S. Thanks for the click over 'cuz I didn't know who Peter Griffin was, either!
April's last blog post..http://formerlyaprildawn.blogspot.com/2008/02/waiting-for-other-shoe-to-drop.html' rel="nofollow">Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop...
Show the clevage! LOL!
Ricardo's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/unloaded/~3/236214001/another-round-in-books.html' rel="nofollow">Another Round in the Books
Haha... I totally laughed at this post.
I just missed having KID ROCK blaring out "So you think your so hot..." on my cell phone.... in church!
I totally lost it (laughing) when I realized that near miss.
Disappointed too.... lol
Beth from Around The Funny Farm's last blog post..http://penland.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/my-first-daughter/' rel="nofollow">My First Daughter
[...] She sat around a table, sipping on stale coffee, nibbling on whole bran muffins made with applesauce instead of oil. Children squealed somewhere in the distance, but she hardly noticed; she was out, with adults, and she wore the smile that she forgot she had tucked in the back of her jewelery box. She drew a deep breath, exhaled, and grinned. She finally could relax and just be with these new people in her life. Maybe the sunshine, or her determination, was calming her. Maybe it was just that, this time, she had the sense to wear a fucking cardigan. [...]
I started to set my ringtone as a voice one that said something like:
"Hey! Girl, this is yo pimp. Why aint you on yo corner?!"
I decided that probably might not go over well in Sunday School class if the phone went off...
Especially since I was the teacher!!!!!!
Jana's last blog post..http://janasjourneys.blogspot.com/2008/04/on-top-of-world.html' rel="nofollow">On Top of the World
I think cleavage is always called for even at PTA meetings.
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[...] team. We’re supposed to set up.” Ooooo, I didn’t know! Oopsie. (This is where the boobie shirt really pays [...]