Monday
Feb252008
Did you know that Gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Monday, February 25, 2008 at 5:55PM | Mr Lady
There is a very good chance that my friend Chris and I are going to a show at the end of March. Correction: There is a good chance that I am tagging along behind my friend Chris to go to a show at the end of March. One of my favorite musicians is in town on the 26th and I saw on Chris' Facebook page (I can't believe I just said that) that he was going, and so I invited myself along.
I asked him where the show was.
He replied, "Dicks on Dicks*."
Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is, I don't know Thing One about adult stuff. I do know where the Five Star Titty Bar is, thanks to my darling man having two months here without me one summer. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do, you know?
Point is, I know nothing about the bar scene downtown, but I do know this is a pretty progressive town, what with the pink bus stops and all, and so I thought nothing of a bar called Dicks on Dicks.
And so.
I googled.
Dicks on Dicks, Vancouver.
Fish and chips, scroll down, sporting goods, scroll down, BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn't.
Fuck you, Chris.**
*Richard's bar on Richard's street, FYI.
I asked him where the show was.
He replied, "Dicks on Dicks*."
Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is, I don't know Thing One about adult stuff. I do know where the Five Star Titty Bar is, thanks to my darling man having two months here without me one summer. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do, you know?
Point is, I know nothing about the bar scene downtown, but I do know this is a pretty progressive town, what with the pink bus stops and all, and so I thought nothing of a bar called Dicks on Dicks.
And so.
I googled.
Dicks on Dicks, Vancouver.
Fish and chips, scroll down, sporting goods, scroll down, BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn't.
Fuck you, Chris.**
*Richard's bar on Richard's street, FYI.
Reader Comments (31)
hee hee! What more can I say, really?
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LMAO!!
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Well, "gullable" isn't in the dictionary, but "gullible" is. :-)
My long-ago Dale Carnegie instructor would be so displeased with me right now.
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richards on richards? i'm not sure that I get it?
*snicker*
ROFLMAO!
And yes, the ex english major in me says: gullible
*ducking* Sorry. :-)
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Okay, I'm really stupid today. Is the BAM supposed to be that your blog is listed there? If so, very funny. Sheesh, lamest comment EVER.
I might be stupid- I get the Richards on Richards = dicks on dicks but not the "fuck you Chris". At first I thought it was a Gay bar and you were nervous about going to a gay bar but the website didn't look like that so ...um... sometimes I miss the obvious as I obviously did here.
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and I thought that it was a gay bar in SF CA.
Now that I said that silly thought,I'll let you know that I came to visit from somewhere,but I forgot where.Oh well,I guess it's the C.R.S.
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We're so going to that titty bar when I come to Vancouver! Sooo gooing.
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i love that!! it's hilarious!!
so...how's it going?
xoxo
I know a guy named Dick Hunter, just sayin'
Have fun at your concert.
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so funny...that was great!
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Nice. Very nice!
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*snort* roflmao
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"BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn
oh richards in richards, your euphamism proceeds you. bring pepper spray, lest your ass be grabbed twenty times.
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lol, drunk typing is not my friend.
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How do you not at least chuckle at that?!? Hah!
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Ha ha ha. Laughing with, not at.
"Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is" -- I may have to hit you up for some of that advice in a few months. :)
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Dick on Dicks is ingenious. I love it!
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This was laugh out loud funny.. but then I read some of the comments and they made me howl.. LOL
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That was funny.
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ditto on what zoeyjane said....much ass grabbing there when I went way back in the jurassic age.
My club buddy actually slapped a guy in the face there!
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I can't believe you googled dicks. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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LMAO!!!! This sounds right up my alley :)
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LOL! Score one for Mr. Lady! :-)
My google reader told me I might like to add you to my subscriptions. My google reader was right!
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LMAO! At least you found it!
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Brilliant!
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thanks much, bro
nice work, dude
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