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Feb272008

Getting my kicks where I can


(Over dinner last night)

Reader Comments (41)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I broke that code when I told Mikey that the tooth fairy was a certain dark haired mama.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSecret Agent Mama

i love how i never ever lied before. now it's all "KID. go upstairs and you can watch Dora and run around naked singing at the top of your lungs. deal?" and i never let her sing at the TOP of her lungs - only like 90%.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzoeyjane

Nannies have to sign this contract too, but when we're really pissed off at the parents, we've been known to break it. bwahahah I only did that once ... after being invited to join the (Mormon) parents in their bed while we were on vacation. The very last day I mentioned that their parents were Santa AND the Tooth Fairy ... I still smile when I think about it. I am evil sometimes. I will be in hell, no worries about that.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

You must be the cool mom in the neighborhood!

I have done stuff like that too. Like when a teacher is being an unfair bitch. I tell my kids that teacher is being an unfair bitch.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterterri

The Parent Code...brilliant. And I love that they believed you.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLunaNik

Hilarious.

February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLeslie Dillinger

You are so going to hell. I say that in an admiring way.
I wish I could do it...I still remember that sort of conversation with Calvin&Hobbs dad, but I figure I just don't have the humor to do it. Drat the luck.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNathan

I broke the code when I told my oldest that Santa didn't exist, before he even had a chance to believe in him.

I broke the code when I called out the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and basically every other thing a kid might look forward too in childhood.

I'm a craptastic Mom!

You on the other hand OWN THIS!

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPiper of Love

I don't know how you come up with all this new stuff constantly. You must have fascinating dinner conversation with the kids. Parent code, what a hoot.

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February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

You are way too cool! I love it! LOL!

February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStacey @Real World Mom

Hilarious! No wonder your kids worship the ground you walk on!

No wonder we all do! *grin*

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLatte Mommy

Dude. Can you come here and be my mom? Just for a little while. That would rock.

February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

hehehehehehe... I used to say shhh...It is in the contract...
hehehe love it...

cheers kim

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfrogpondsrock

Wooo I love it - I need to start using that one.

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDarla

FABULOUS! That one stays in my reserve F-O-R-E-V-E-R

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

LOL! My license is so revoked. I actually got busted by my son doing the tooth fairy gig.
I even told him about Santa and credit cards

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

I have to remember this one for when my kids are older.
Oh, the lies I have already told.

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMolly

Wow. That's dastardly. And brilliant!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

You're a sick, twisted, totally hilarious woman!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommyTime

You flucking ROCK. You are one bad ass law breaking mom!!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

Ha Ha!
Very clever mom!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterrachel

You are a dark one. C'mon, tell how you not only break the code but then you teach them all the WRONG lyrics to the little songs we know and love.
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Jingle Bells
Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail
...the Sperm Song!

You are the reason I decided to always tell my kid the truth and then Grover got all pissed and ... in fact I think he still holds a grudge about the Santa thing.

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarge

When I was a kid my parents told me that all the oil spots I saw on the streets and parking lots were where some kid didn't hold their mom's hand and got hit by a car. I know...unbelievably cruel, right???? I'm going to have to try that one with my kids.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and showing some love and support. You rock!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren C.

You are AWESOME!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGoMommy

WHHAAT? My eyes won't stick like that? I've been lied to for 30+ years!

February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Bwahahahahaaaa!! I lie to my kids all the time, mostly for fun, never about anything truly important.
I once told them that if they "didn't behave in the car I would pull over and drop them off on the side of the road like I did with their brother Bruce"...."But we don't have a brother Bruce"....."not anymore ya don't, now pipe down back there"....LOL
Of course now they know that Bruce is fictious and mom's a big fat liar but they laugh about it so at least they 'get it'...

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterQweenie

Stop, HALT, damn it get back here this is the Parent Police and I demand you surrender your license..........NOT!
Flippin' hilarious, I love it.
:)

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPenelope Anne

this is hilarious. i love telling my kids, well my son mostly since he understands more the truth of things. ;) my mom is always telling me that he is a child and somethings he needs to believe or think... but i only fill him in on the things like you did with your kids at dinner. i wouldn't ruin GREAT things for him like Santa and Easter Bunny stuff only nonsense crap that other stupid people tell him. :) i like being honest with him... it makes me feel so powerful!! :)
hugs, jenn

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

You, my friend, are a freakin' genius!

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy

What an excellent conversation! Your kids must feel so grown up now. But not too grown up.

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarahO

lololololololol

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaria [Immoral Matriarch]

Lol...sounds like you wrapped them around your little finger. Poor wee ones :)

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanethesane

Enjoy their belief while it lasts! Sissy is 12-going-on-President of the world, and she totally disbelieves in my pathetic sneaky attempts!
Check me out: http://www.topmomma.com/mommas/referal/1374

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My 12 year old gives me the look that says "I know you are full of crap, but I won't say anything if you don't tell Daddy I have a boyfriend" Who's in charge here? I want to talk to the manager!
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What a conversation . . . I'm so gonna use this one day. Like, when he can say more than "baaaaaa."

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February 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterlaskigal

wow you got some great comments here, I sooo love the oil spots one! i'm def going to use that the very next chance I get. :) love love love it. i also like the brother bruce one. going to use that next time we are in the car. ;) what wonderful ideas!! thanks everyone for sharing. i mean commenting on this blog post.
i can assure you that my children will not be *greatly* harmed or damaged in the making of their life. lol ;)
have a good weekend.
hugs ~ jenn

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February 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

Tellin' it like it is. 'Cuz you...do what you want.

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February 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Oh the things we do to stay cool! Love it!

blog hopping - etcetera

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February 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTara R.

Parents Unite! Stand up against the skepticism that is the teachings taught by goody-goody authorities in schools that goes against everything we want our kids to do - like have an opinion and a personality! here! here! (raises glass in a toast)

(Senora Patron - drinkin' and buzzin' on a Friday nite.)

February 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSenora Patron

That is hilarious! It is cute how they believed you.

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You know what I'm going to have to do now, right? I'm sorry. This thing of ours is too important for you to compromise. I must hunt you down and feed you watermelon seeds until they grow into full blown fruit inside your stomach.

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March 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBusyDad

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