Sunday
Feb032008
This week in defeat
Sunday, February 3, 2008 at 10:48AM
It's time again for Sarcastic Mom's Weekly Winners, and this week I would like to offer you the many, many ways I have lost this past week. Miserably.
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Reader Comments (51)
omg, hon, i am laughing my ass off.
and poop IS funny!
janet's last blog post..http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/02/weekly-winners-jan-27-feb-2.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners: Jan 27-Feb 2
i keep losing to pink, too. and poop under the high chair, beside the potty, not in it. at least your mia poop is IN something! i have to MOP for mine!
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Oh my god. I needed that.
molly_g's last blog post..http://soapywater.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-should-so-know-better.html' rel="nofollow">I should so know better...
HAHAHAHAHAHA - those are great pics and funny titles! you're a riot :0
mine's up - if you have any clue who I was/am, it's still me, rhonda. i've just changed my look and my name! i'm now Foster Me Up ;) i feel like i got new furniture *giggling*
chuck's last blog post..http://rnning2wn2.blogspot.com/2008/02/weekly-winners-3.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners #3
Oh no, not again!
You score 1 for the awesome pictures. And another 1 for the captions.
Hope all is better soon. I so really do miss you. I do.
OHmommy's last blog post..http://mom.buttermouth.com/2008/02/i-have-freckles-hear-them-roar.html' rel="nofollow">I have freckles, hear them roar!
No, poop is gross.
But the post was funny.
Aimee Greeblemonkey's last blog post..http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/02/february-greeblemix.html' rel="nofollow">February Greeblemix
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
I'm so in stitches right now. Too. much. The last one. Toooooooo effin' much!!!!
I still love you!
Secret Agent Mama's last blog post..http://secretagentmama.com/blog/2008/02/03/project-365-165365/' rel="nofollow">Project 365 (165/365)
I'm sorry that you lost so much this week, but at least you have humor about it! I hope next week is better for you.
That poop picture only re-affirms for the 1000th time why I don't have kids yet. EYEW!
Annie's last blog post..http://anniesplace.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/2308-weekly-winners/' rel="nofollow">2/3/08 - Weekly Winners
OMG, I was eating lunch. Captions had me ROFL.
Great pix, though...I love the bedhead on the girlie. We have that same fuzzy pink/blue outfit in this household. She's also on the same diet, of food and TV. You rule.
Karen MEG (pomtini)'s last blog post..http://gliks.blogspot.com/2008/02/weekly-winners-edition-10.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners Edition #10
Holy smokes! I'd forgotten what life is like when your kid is small! Poop is funny, even mine never did do anything except poop in the diaper or the toilet. Now that she's a teenager who hates chores, I find more poop. Her kitten likes to play hockey with the old turds that have yet to be removed from the box.
Great post! Toooo funny!
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I am rolling over the poop picture.
Ow, how bad did it hurt when you fell? Poor you.
Sorry about all the losses this week, but damn those were great pictures and captions.
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LMMFAO!! Sorry you fell! And sorry about the poop in the ride-on. Looks like a potty to me too!:)
Maria's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/immoralmc/~3/228392318/playgroup-escamotage.html' rel="nofollow">Playgroup Escamotage...
Ewwww!!! That poop!! Yuck!
But I love the flowery slippers and the pink outfit!
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Coffee escaping due to mad laughter 1 : Anne's nose 0.
This is absolutely hysterical!
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OMG! I don't even know where to start because they all gave me the big giggles. Too very funny.
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Oh, I'm sooo sorry you lost so much this week. We got the horrid horrid snow(seeing as we are practically neighbors it was the same snow). I totally empathize with the poo pic!
Mackenzie's Momma's last blog post..http://mackenziesmomma06.blogspot.com/2008/02/weekly-winners-tutu.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly winners Tutu
The poo is gross, but I'm still LMAO!
Sorry you had such a tough week.
Jenty's last blog post..http://jentyrambling.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/weekly-winners-4/' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners #4
This is not a good score. How do you plan on turning the tide? Mr Lady is overdue for a win here.
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Looks like your week went like ours did minus the poop--thank God.
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Not only do I love good pics, but I LOVE a funny presentation. Your post was hillarious...especially the poo picture. I had to share that with hubby. TOO funny!~
HappyCampers's last blog post..http://reesesviewoftheworld.blogspot.com/2008/02/weekly-winner-day-in-life-edition.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winner: A Day In The Life Edition
OMG! I am sitting here laughing my ass off! Speaking strictly for my entertainment, I like this! :-)
These pics are awesome.. freaking awesome. You are hysterical. I love the flip flop picture.. I was belly laughing on all of these. You are my idol... love it!!
ps. hope your feeling better.
Kim's last blog post..http://www.joggingincircles.com/journal/2008/2/3/early-morning-visit.html' rel="nofollow">Early Morning Visit
great pics!! FYI... The Simpsons is totally appropriate entertainment value! ;)
Marylin's last blog post..http://alittlespaceforme.com/2008/02/03/weekly-winners-6/' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners #6
Ha! That was great!
Rebecca's last blog post..http://www.ramblingsbyreba.com/2008/02/03/weekly-winners/' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners
hey...if it's any consolation...i have a gay son...well, step son...and, i'm not sure he's gay but...he's gay!!! and, i have a pervert for a 4 year old..so...
and...ew!!! poop!! ew!
Wow, if I thought Nyquil would make me half as funny as this post, I would start putting it in my coffee. Hilarious!
Latte Mommy's last blog post..http://lattemommy.blogspot.com/2008/02/moment-of-terror.html' rel="nofollow">Moment of Terror
This is why I come here to get drunk off of your wit.
Hearts
Brilliant!
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Oh my gosh - that is sooo funny.
Poop is funny, especially when someone else is gonna clean it up.
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OMG!
I have never laughed so hard!!!
You funny.
Me stalked?
Oh No! You, my dear are the one who is SO being stalked!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
tiff's last blog post..http://www.mythreeringcircus.com/2008/02/trying-to-make-light-of-a-stressful-situation-or-whats-worse-than-1-toddler-on-prednisone/' rel="nofollow">?Trying to make light of a stressful situation? or ?What's worse than 1 toddler on prednisone??
It seems you've had a rough week!
And for the last one ... well, it does sort of look like a potty ...
merrymishaps's last blog post..http://blog.merrymishaps.com/2008/02/waterview-take-2.html' rel="nofollow">waterview, take 2
Holy crap!.....I think I threw up a little on the last one!!! Oh man....so sorry for whoever had to clean that one :(
Hope this week you score a few more for yourself.
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Well the tide is turning. Giants win.
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First you crack me up, then I get all depressed that I am not NEARLY as clever and witty as you are (and, yes, I'm jealous and bitter like that, DAMN IT!)
Marlee's last blog post..http://marlees-rant.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-you-never-want-to-hear-at.html' rel="nofollow">What You NEVER Want to Hear at the Breakfast Table...
LAUGHING.MY.FUCKING.ASS.OFF.
Wait. Can I say "fucking" here?
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THE COFFEE STAIN!!
THE "GAY SON!"
THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT.
Sorry.
Wait.
here it comes again...
BLAGABLKDAIWEUOASDGJAKLBNLSDADBAH
Whoo.
I love you.
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Just what I needed for a Monday morning at the office - FREAKING HYSTERICAL!! This is another one to share with the office gals when visiting me.
We love our morning cup of Whiskey!!
Darla's last blog post..http://dmmos.blogspot.com/2008/01/take-that-mitsubishi.html' rel="nofollow">Take that Mitsubishi!
First of all, your children are gorgeous. Second of all, the presentation of your ass and coffee is priceless. I feel deeply sorry for anyone who not only falls but loses the most essential of morning beverages in the process, so I hope you're okay. Third of all, you are hilarious! This was really fun to read.
MommyTime's last blog post..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/02/give-kid-camera.html' rel="nofollow">Give a Kid a Camera
OMG! Hilarious! And thanks for making me feel better about the way I'm raising my daughter. If someone else is doing the same things, I must be doing something right! And the poop? Hysterical!
amy's last blog post..http://amysbratpack.blogspot.com/2008/02/sharing-love.html' rel="nofollow">Sharing the Love
OMG...my eyebrow is twitching and I'm about ready to die.....OMG what an awesome post!!
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the last picture made me gasp in horror!!!!
Punk Rock Mom's last blog post..http://joeyelissasophia.blogspot.com/2008/02/giants-win.html' rel="nofollow">Giants Win
yeah, that last picture was like a punch in the stomach.
Oh my God. It is SO hilarious when 3of3 poops!
You are one of the few people who can make me laugh when I am not drinking. Oh, the irony.
I'm sorry you got your ass kicked so badly this week. I have a strange desire for a coffee slushy right now. And Lay's BBQ may not be good for you, but it sure makes one well formed, perfectly consistent poo.
BuzzeeDad's last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/return-on-investment.html' rel="nofollow">Return on Investment
WHERE DID THAT POOP COME FROM?
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That's great, very funny.
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I still don't know how she does it through that little hole. Talent I tell 'ya, get that girl to America's most talented, you can use my American address to qualify!
And the gay son one? I CACKLED out loud and woke up the baby! ;)
Kay's last blog post..http://specialk513.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-tell-em-buddy.html' rel="nofollow">You tell 'em buddy
Oh my gosh that was so *stinking* funny. haha, get it? Stinking funny?
My son had on his Giants jersey and his sweat pants all geared up for the game and on his feet? My green kitten heeled pumps...it was quite the outfit. I had visions of the birdcage and Miami Beach as I watched him walk up and down the hallway, I mean catwalk, Sunday afternoon.
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Oh, god, suddenly I am SO GLAD I no longer have a kid of pooping-in/on-stuff age. I am pleased with five and 100% potty-trained. Forget babies.
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