Priceless My Ass

  • One hamster: $6.95 on sale for Santa

  • One awesome hamster cage: $39.95

  • One replacement hamster after the first one met with an untimely doom: $12.95

  • One night in Hamster ER to treat hamster shock; cause unknown: $57.75

    He totally cheated death!

  • Saving my son from the agony of two hamster losses in one month: $FIFTY SEVEN MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS AND SEVENTY FIVE MOTHERFUCKING CENTS.