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Wednesday
Mar122008

Wednesday Math


Pop quiz, class!


I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.

Reader Comments (39)

Oh No! I'm terrible at math . . . but I'm guessing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!

(You have great handwriting by the way)

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHoneybell

the response would be directly proportional to the sum of x and the hypoteni of 3 obtuse angles to the power of 12 if x is a prime number and everyone gets pi afterward

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarge

This is why I don't do math. People get hurt ;)

I love your handwriting, too.

March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie

This is why I don't do math. People get hurt ;)

I love your handwriting, too.

(why, every time does my comment not appear to go through the first time, so I do it a second time, but then there are two?)

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie

I'm guessing equal to - you strike me as a very even-keel kinda gal. No unnecessary hysterics. (Now, I'm not saying no hysterics, I'm just saying no unnecessary hysterics.)

Hope 3of3 is feeling better today! And I'm thinking gymnastics class is sooooooo not worth the repeated visits to the ER. Maybe the boys could take up something less dangerous. Like hockey?

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLatte Mommy

Oh my god!

I'm going with equal to. You are right on top of things!

We can have our ER suites next to one another....

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

Oh, ouch. What timing too, my son pulled a digger this afternoon on the concrete porch and nearly broke his nose. Not fun.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSue

I just broke out in hives. Thanks a lot.

Sorry for your little one :(

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanethesane

IS there an appropriate proportional response to a semi-conscious toddler with a mouth full of blood? Doubtful!

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

I was going to compliment your penmanship as well, but that seems to have been done quite a bit already.

So, I'll instead say I like your boobs.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterandy

LOL at the artists rendition! Much less gore than the story :S

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Ow-ch!!!! My brain hurts with the math ... but hope the toddler is doing OK.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren MEG (pomtini)

What time did the train leave Boston? Oh wait, I get it, it's a trick.

>

Sorry to hear about the yung'uns.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdamonm55

UGH!
I'm sorry.
I'm thinking of you, and sending a shot your way!

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

oh man.. ouch.

ur pictures are awesome.

hope that 3of3 is feeling better.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

OMG... if it's equal to, I'm going to say that you are many times over the woman I am. The most I can handle is http://www.madamemeow.org/?p=185" rel="nofollow">cleaning out a small infection... much less actual massive amounts of blood!

If it's greater than... then you and I have a great deal in common!

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMadameMeow

Oh no! Hope everyone is doing better.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteranne nahm

For an Irish chick, you and your brood are freakin unlucky. Hope the little one is okay.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkelly

Your handwriting sucks, dude.

JUST EFFIN' KIDDING!

You know I love you.. Tell 3of3 to take it easy, yo!

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSecret Agent Mama

I failed math all through school. Um....I'm going to say <.

Do I pass?

March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRicardo

Is the volume of blood in Toddler A's mouth > = or < the volume of gushing from Toddler B's nose after the mother of Toddler A got through teaching B a lesson?

Is Mother B's response appropriately proportional to the sum total of the scenario, accounting for BOTH the degree of behavior of her own out-of-control-to-the-power-of-20 child AND the level of response of Toddler A's mother?

Without these variables fixed for me, I cannot answer the problem as posed. However, my sister, who is the math whiz in the family, may be able to help. Except that she has no human children, so she may be unable to determine with accuracy the quantity identified as sufficient.

This is indeed perplexing math.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommyTime

Me no do math.

Sooo glad I finally found you here - sorry it took so long!

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDon Mills Diva

Oh no! I failed math in school.

Dude, I hope she is okay. :) Sending lots of long distance hugs.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterohmommy

hi, my first time here.

i'm from my buddy sue's blog. i popped over here because she had this post in her shared google reader articles.

i love what you drew and wrote here. hilarious. you cracked me up. kathleen

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my oh my.... word problems were never my strong suit. I'm guessing a long ass time.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCableGirl

the answer is 12.

(do you guys have like, a frequent visitor plan at the ER? do you think you could hook my up with one, too?) hope EVERYONE'S okies.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzoeyjane

My degree is not within the mathematical field. Therefore, I do not posses a mathematical degree.

But, I can spell mathematical.

Is she okay? Please keep us posted.

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Oh Shit.

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March 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercrunchy carpets

This gives me fond memories of my useless-in-an-emergency Greek mother shrieking mindlessly after I pulled a coffee table drawer onto the bridge of my nose as a toddler.

"AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! My NickeeeEeEEEE!! AHHHHHHH!!!111!

That was a fun evening for all.

March 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterunderwhelmed

I suck at math, but I'm guessing >>>>>, just because that would be my reaction. I used to work in child care and kids walk in front of or behind swings all.the.TIME! They just don't seem to be able to see the cause and affect.

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercyndy

Tell me you found this cute little html graphic someplace and this is not a real correspondence to your life?!

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTRACI

I'm screaming OUCH as I'm looking at your Math problem - sending good thoughts and hope everything is well.

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDarla

Your handwriting makes me miss you a lot.

I love Marge. I want some pi.

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermolly_g

This is both hilarious and horrifying!
I hope that your little one is okay! I hope you are okay!

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGoMommy

Good lord! I say equal to, argh no fun!

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSteph

Greater than. Times infinity.

Ouch!

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchristy

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I was never good at word problems but this one I get!

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March 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersizzle

The answer is 2.

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

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