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Friday
Mar142008

Grab Your Balls...

(Fuckety fuck fuck fuck...Just thought I'd get THAT over with early. See, I had this post for today. It was going to be beautiful and chilling and heart-warming at it would have totally redeemed me for any prior wrong-doings from before in your hearts and minds. You would have clicked on my little ol' link to read it over and over again, pondering how one chick from freaking DELAWARE could so gracefully intertwine passion and wit.

It was to be my fucking OPUS and shit.

And so, naturally, today is the day that my camera decided to tell me that either I need A: to replace my USB cord for my camera or: B I need to replace my camera. Let's all pray for A, ok?

The gist of the post was that my kid turns 8 today, and I kind of want to cry about that. I'd love to tell you more, but)

....We're going Bowling!

PS: If you must have them, the nitty gritty details are right here.

Reader Comments (37)

Damn. I hope it's option A. Big prayer said for you my dear.
Have a blast bowling and big happy birthdays!

rachel's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/FromTheLandOfMonkeysAndPrincesses/~3/251408700/skintabulous-haiku-and-some-frump.html' rel="nofollow">Skintabulous Haiku and some Frump Busting too

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterrachel

I love your picture blogroll. That is brilliant and absolutely awesome!!!

rachel's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/FromTheLandOfMonkeysAndPrincesses/~3/251408700/skintabulous-haiku-and-some-frump.html' rel="nofollow">Skintabulous Haiku and some Frump Busting too

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterrachel

Happy birthday! Crossing my fingers it is A. :)

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterohmommy

Happy Birthday! Bowling RULES!

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLeslie Dillinger

Rootin' for A.

The opening sounds a lot like me sometimes. haha. Not often, just sometimes.

Sue's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BeggarsShotGlass/~3/250776465/what-does-it-mean-to-pull-digger.html' rel="nofollow">What Does it Mean to Pull a Digger?

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Totally hoping for A. Also, I ponder that all the time, even without reading this particular post, so you're okay. Thanks for the photo love blogroll!

MommyTime's last blog post..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/03/where-is-off-button-on-these-kids.html' rel="nofollow">Where is the "Off" Button on these Kids?

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommyTime

Wishing your boy a very happy birthday! Let

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBusyDad

Well, just balls, then. Hoping it's a an A!

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie

*crosses fingers for A*

My kid turns 8 next week, which I'm ok with. He just can't turn 10. Cause that means 30 is 'round the corner for me. And he especially can't turn 20. Gah!

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmyM

Here's to hoping for option A. My camera just took a shit with option B recently. I've been surving on the camera on my phone. ugh.

So.... Happy Happy to your 8 year old. Hope you have a great night out. :)

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCableGirl

'Fuckety fuck fuck fuck' a chick that starts a post like that... *swoon* I am bringing over my sippy cup.

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Fingers crossed for A. Happy birthday to your kiddo!

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie

Happy Birthday, big kid!

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdaysgoby

Happy bday 2of3!

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarge

Happy Birthday!

Blog Hoppin'!
"Margarita Mom"

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStacey @ Real World Mom

No,babe,this is your opus--it leaves us wanting more.

And you said fuckety, fuck, fuck.....

The angst involved! "Stella!!!!"

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchristy

Happy Birthday! Don't you just want to stop time sometimes? It goes so fast. Bowl a strike for me, baby.

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkelly

Oh - and I left a little present for mom on my blog, even though it's not your b-day.

BusyDad's last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/im-going-to-pass-out.html' rel="nofollow">I'm Going to Pass Out...

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBusyDad

My baby turns 5 today. My pictures were already in the computer, so I got my opus out last night. Not that I am rubbing it in, but I realize it totally sounds like it. Thanks for this reminder, though, because I TOTALLY need to charge the cameras because, ironically, we are taking some of his friends and him BOWLING tomorrow morning.

KEEP BELIEVING

Angie's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KeepBelieving/~3/251151005/five-years-with-grant-march-14-2008.html' rel="nofollow">Five Years with Grant, March 14, 2008

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAngie

Rooting for A. I have a perfectly good digital camera that is completely useless because I'm stupid. For the record, always get the ones that come with their own rechargeable batteries. After wrestling a rechargeable double A out because apparently rechargeable double A's are slightly larger than regular double A's, I shoved another one in. Yeah, it didn't come out. My solution was B. It's okay, the new one is nicer anyway.

Jennifer's last blog post..http://jenniferhast.blogspot.com/2008/03/more-shooting-stuff.html' rel="nofollow">More Shooting Stuff

March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

you started off with nearly my favourite song. tell me you know jay and silent bob strike back. also, tell me you're a badass bowler and will spend most of the party downing jugs of beer. i hope the camera works out...now that i've had two digicams, i'm like, "woah, how did my life ever work without them?"

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzoeyjane

Happy birthday! and I hope many cool beverages are consumed at the lanes!

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March 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJared

I hope it is the cable! Although buying a new camera isn't all bad. That's what I am planning to tell husband when I tell him I am pretty sure I lost the newish camera. *sigh*

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March 15, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanethesane

fuckety fuck, i sure hope it's the cable.

happy birthday, mr 2of3.

and the photo blogroll? awesome! thank you!

janet's last blog post..http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/03/stereotypically-yours.html' rel="nofollow">Stereotypically yours ...

March 15, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanet

Man, I love a woman who can say fuck. I totally am diggin' on you. Also, that blogroll thing? Freakin' awesome! Who ya' gotta screw to get on that thing? Huh, huh? I'll do it, just put some whiskey in MY sippy cup first!!!

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March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Ann Thrope

Hoping for A...
Sending HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes, and wishing I was going bowling.
Off to get the nitty gritty too

Penelope Anne aka The Mama Bear's last blog post..http://cafeendofuniverse.blogspot.com/2008/03/photo-hunters-i-spy.html' rel="nofollow">Photo Hunters ~ I Spy

Oh happy birthday little man!

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March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMotherhood for Dummies

Happy belated 8th Birthday, 2of3! Can't wait to hear about the rockin' bowling party, even if we don't get pictures. Crossing my fingers for the USB cord...

Latte Mommy's last blog post..http://lattemommy.blogspot.com/2008/03/mmm-mmm-milk.html' rel="nofollow">Mmm, Mmm, Milk.

March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLatte Mommy

People still bowl at the alley? Whodathunk it. Hope the gang had a blast.

Huckdoll's last blog post..http://huckdoll.blogspot.com/2008/03/if-you-treat-sick-child-like-adult-and.html' rel="nofollow">

March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Bowling, great idea. Hope the birthday boy was pleased.

Hey, how did you do that picture thing with other bloggers? Wickedly cool. I just noticed it a day or two ago.

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March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

I've got something for you...

Jamie's last blog post..http://choosingmyown.blogspot.com/2008/03/new-look.html' rel="nofollow">A New Look

March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

To Huck--yeah, people still bowl (please don't say that to my hubby--he still thinks its cool, and it is, really, it is . . . )

*****
Happy 8th b-day!

and, it was ALMOST your moment? Awe, hell no . . . I'm thinkin' that "Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaskiGal

8! I feel you.

Great post!

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March 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPiper of Love

From a newbie here.... hope your camera is okay!

amy's last blog post..http://kelly4.blogspot.com/2008/03/not-kind-of-preacher-i-know.html' rel="nofollow">Not the kind of preacher I know....

March 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy

I am new to your blog and I have ot say I love it! Oh mommy turned me on to it! Hope the birthday went well.

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March 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSteph

I would start my blog off the same way if my camera died too. Hope you had fun bowling! Loved the baby story, by the way.

Sue's last blog post..http://ascapecodturns.blogspot.com/2008/03/photo-contest.html' rel="nofollow">Photo Contest

March 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Oh, you meant the title metaphorically. Guess I should let go now.

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March 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChris

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