Friday
Apr112008
I feel a little dirty
Friday, April 11, 2008 at 1:10PM | Mr Lady
I have a confession to make.
I have been cheating on all of you. About a month ago, I met someone else. Her name is Kelby. We instantly fell in love. Kelby asked me out, and I accepted, and now, about once a week, I wash out my potty mouth and put on my Responsible Outfit and my hot shoes and I go hang out with her.
Last week, without you knowing it, I shared with you one of our exchanges. And you know what? None of you threw rocks at me, no one mentioned the fact that I went one whole post without dropping an F-Bomb. In light of that, I have decided to come clean.
I am blogging somewhere else. Somewhere called Type A Mom. Somewhere where I use my real (first) name and actually attempt, however pathetically, to offer advice. About pre-teens. Yes, that means No Springing the Poop on You. No pictures of my kid in black face. No baby talk at all.
Turns out, writing a mommy blog without talking about toddlers is hard.
I am trying anyway, and, well, um, no one is reading it. It's a fairly new site. We are on Alltop, though, and if you haven't checked out Alltop yet, you really should. It's Guy Kawasaki's new project, highlighting the best of the best of the blogs (and mine, pity link) and Guy has Excellent Taste in blogs. If you want it, it's there. Check it, yo.
Anyway, maybe you wouldn't mind popping in occasionally and telling me to shut the hell up or threaten to call Child Services on me or something? You can find me in the Pre-Teens section. I'll be waitin'....
I have been cheating on all of you. About a month ago, I met someone else. Her name is Kelby. We instantly fell in love. Kelby asked me out, and I accepted, and now, about once a week, I wash out my potty mouth and put on my Responsible Outfit and my hot shoes and I go hang out with her.
Last week, without you knowing it, I shared with you one of our exchanges. And you know what? None of you threw rocks at me, no one mentioned the fact that I went one whole post without dropping an F-Bomb. In light of that, I have decided to come clean.
I am blogging somewhere else. Somewhere called Type A Mom. Somewhere where I use my real (first) name and actually attempt, however pathetically, to offer advice. About pre-teens. Yes, that means No Springing the Poop on You. No pictures of my kid in black face. No baby talk at all.
Turns out, writing a mommy blog without talking about toddlers is hard.
I am trying anyway, and, well, um, no one is reading it. It's a fairly new site. We are on Alltop, though, and if you haven't checked out Alltop yet, you really should. It's Guy Kawasaki's new project, highlighting the best of the best of the blogs (and mine, pity link) and Guy has Excellent Taste in blogs. If you want it, it's there. Check it, yo.Anyway, maybe you wouldn't mind popping in occasionally and telling me to shut the hell up or threaten to call Child Services on me or something? You can find me in the Pre-Teens section. I'll be waitin'....
Reader Comments (20)
I refuse to support alltop. I'm jealous.
So I'm boycotting until I'm there too.
Hmph.
Maria's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/immoralmc/~3/268400836/untitled-again.html' rel="nofollow">Untitled? Again?
Well, would it be okay if I just came right and called you a blog whore? I think I better just stay where I am because I have a following of, like, four readers, and can't handle the rejection of going elsewhere and having no one read me there, either. but I will sure check YOU out! :)
Kori's last blog post..http://korij.blogspot.com/2008/04/flashback-friday-cat-called-bob.html' rel="nofollow">Flashback Friday-The Cat Called Bob
Hey, there's nothing wrong with spreading the love. Advice about pre-teens, you say? I think I will be visiting you there A LOT.
I'll check it out, but I think I'll prefer you dirty :)
April's last blog post..http://formerlyaprildawn.blogspot.com/2008/04/flashback-friday-strange-encounters.html' rel="nofollow">Flashback Friday - Strange Encounters
Dirty is where the fun is at. Right? No? What? I'll head over there...but all I can do is smirk with a "my kid is perfect" look on my face...because she doesn't talk yet.
Ashley Sanders's last blog post..http://www.bosssanders.com/2008/04/11/favorite-stuff-at-one-year/' rel="nofollow">Favorite Stuff: at one year
Dirty mouth? Damn orbitz commerical is stuck in my head now.
Congrats on the AllTop..:)
Kim's last blog post..http://www.joggingincircles.com/journal/2008/4/10/the-number-ghost.html' rel="nofollow">The Number Ghost
Anything for you!
Momo Fali's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momo-Fali/~3/268405522/ahgood-times-good-times.html' rel="nofollow">Ah...Good Times, Good Times
Preteen advice? Sure, like you're fucking mature enough to give it!
(OK, quick.....I'm actually 12 and wrote that. How do you fix me?)
Congrats! You'll be great. You're smart, sweet, cute.....don't ever change! Bff's 4-ever!
(Ok, how do you fix the schmaltzy shit....)
once a cheater, always a cheater, mr lady. what next? a regular post on the bad mommy blog?
(oh wait, nevermind...i'll shut up, now)
zoeyjane's last blog post..http://mommyismoody.com/2008/04/09/further-fodder/' rel="nofollow">Further Fodder
Well, you know how I feel about a good 'F' bomb... sigh. But this is a test, right? To see whether or not I love you for more than just your hot potty mouth?
Fine. I'd rather have you clean than not have you at all... :)
Judith Shakespeare's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheOnlyThing/~3/268643562/on-vibrators-co.html' rel="nofollow">On Vibrators & Coat Hangers (A Tale of Tragedy and Innovation)
Well good for you ... does pre-teen start at like, 8, cause somedays it sure as hell feels like it does.
I think I'll be popping by both places, blogho notwithstanding ;)
Karen MEG (pomtini)'s last blog post..http://gliks.blogspot.com/2008/04/fashion-friday-42-going-on-13.html' rel="nofollow">Fashion Friday: 42 going on 13
I don't mind you straying as long as I can get in on some of that action too.
BusyDad's last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/the-return-of-iron-chef-fury-kitchen-stadium-showdown.html' rel="nofollow">The Return of Iron Chef Fury: Kitchen Stadium Showdown
Read your article about B-day parties over Type-A. I give it an A+! Keep posting here too!
Jeremy Neal's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DiscoveringDad/~3/268633683/i-dont-know-how-i-survived-growing-up.html' rel="nofollow">I Don't Know How I Survived Growing Up in GA
Damn. I thought you loved me.
Of course I'll follow you wherever, so I've just subscribed to Type-A Moms. And if you ever need a TEEN substitute, let me know. Because if I can't be a real whore, I can be a blog whore.
Ree's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/hotfessional/KKFw/~3/268671066/' rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday - Flowers!
Big cheater with the cheating and stuff. Oh well, I still adore you.
janethesane's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouSeeWhatYouWantToSee/~3/268720020/embarassing-moment-for-amanda.html' rel="nofollow">Embarassing Moment - For Amanda
It doesn't matter where you blog. Write it, and they will come. I'll check out your PG-13 page, but your R page will still be my preference.
NukeDad's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Nuclearfamilywarheadcom/~3/268093674/' rel="nofollow">Apparently, Size Really Does Matter
Oooh - sneaky, ain't ya! Living the double life I see - good mom by day, naughty mom by night. Well, it gives me another place to stalk you.
Senora Patron
bloghoppin' on a Friday night. :)
dkaye's last blog post..http://dkaye.com/coldcoffee/2008/04/11/and-you-thought-you-knew-everything-there-was-to-know/' rel="nofollow">And you thought you knew everything there was to know
DAmn. You go girl :-)
Blog whoring and pimping it out. Love it.
Alltop, wow, that's the big time.
So cute.
rachel's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/FromTheLandOfMonkeysAndPrincesses/~3/268961227/moon-jelly-and-mayonnaise.html' rel="nofollow">Moon Jelly and Mayonnaise
I'm not an experienced enough blogger yet to even have a chance at rivalling the other comments already posted here.
So...just..."great job on the new gig." I'll see you in both places...
I'm scowling because I went and read and had things to say but the security image is broken so I can't enter a comment :((
You totally deserve the kudos and all but Alltop? Meh. Just sayin'.
Marge's last blog post..http://wheremytruthlives.wordpress.com/2008/04/12/meme-challenge-007/' rel="nofollow">Meme Challenge #007