Wanted: Straight up martini, preferably Vodka with 3 olives, for candlelight tapas in hidden-away bars with leather coaches and live jazz. Sophisticated conversation, socio-political revolution and sneers at those fruity martini drinkers all included.

You Are a Chocolate Martini

You're an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You're gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

I honestly cannot say I have ever read a more accurate description of myself. Thanks, MommyTime, for the link. Of course we had the same result.