Just another Memey Monday

The always Classy OhMommy asked me a few weeks ago what the heck was in my purse.

Now, this is not the easiest of questions for me to answer. See, 10 years ago, you would have found my purse filled to the brim with binkies and Hot Wheels and bottles and organic, whole grain, not tested on animals, soy, fat free, flax seed snacks. And a shooter of Jameson for the teething. No, I am not kidding. Shit works, yo.

That, friends, was 10 years ago.

Today, I have three children. Today, those three children are more or less capable of packing their own bags/backpacks for any given outing. Those three children have a mother who ceased giving a rats ass exactly 6 years ago. Today, on the very best, most dire of occasions, you might just be able to dig out one stale jelly bean and 3/4 of a chopstick out of my purse for the kids. I think I just might have one size 2 diaper shoved in the back of the glove compartment in my car in case of emergency. An emergency that would have had to have happened 15 pounds ago, but still. It's there. Possibly. I haven't exactly checked in a while.

Since undertaking the ginormous task of Soccer Mom'n it up, I have had occasion to put more than a stale piece of bread and a pack of smokes in my bag. And I happened to snap a picture of it.