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Monday
Apr282008

The post in which you realize that I am not as hot as you think I am

Also, that I look really bad in fluorescent light.
No memes today, kids. Today, I ask you to join me in Bathroom Stadium. Me V Joeprah. Push play; you knows you wants to.....

Reader Comments (68)

OH, OH so many things to say on so many levels. Mostly, I am peeing my pants laughing, great flick, (not good peeing my pants on my brand new office Racaro Bucket Seat desk chair).

Precious, both of you. Thank you very much.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAudubon Ron

Well done, well done! So I have to ask...what's up with the lotion in the hair thing? And, her braids turned out very nicely! I would've never thought to just braid AROUND candy...I would've been cutting it out...or something. Forcible headwashings? So glad to know that you can braid around hair stuff. I'm so going to need to remember this (pick your battles, right?)

Next, um where did you get that jewelry box? me likey. Me likey alot.

Next...why didn't you braid your hair too? Joe couldn't have beat you on that one.

And, I concur on the hotness factor. Actually you are both hot and I love you both. But, you kinda rocked the braiding (sorry Joe, you're still hot though).

And....I so totally think we should all make a video on each of our rooms in our homes. It could get really interesting. I mean...REALLY. And, funny. So, tag you're it. You start it and I'll follow.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAshley

Ha! Love the shout out to me and the girls at the end. Repeatedly is an understatement. I had to watch it wih no volume this time so they didn't come running over for another Mr. Lady and 3of3 marathon.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Oh my gosh.... you like Fugazi? You are hot. Wet hair and all.

Lotion in the hair... she is way cute.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOHmommy

That was awesome. Thanks for the Skynrd by the way, and double thanks for not making it Freebird. Next time you do 3of3's braids you can pull a little tighter and play "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors. Just a thought.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNukeDad

First,

Holy CRAP! I have never, never, never seen a 10 minute plus youtube video...mostly because they say you aren't allowed to post them. By the grace of all that is good in this world they allowed you to post yours. I am laughing my ass off because you are hilarious and remind me of a couple of my lady friends around here. The ending made me misty, well, maybe just pensive, but it was awesome and I thank for all the kind words. Freakin' da bomb yo! You pulled out all the stops with the braids, my braid (though cute and all) is just sad. You totally win (my vote), as expected. We will have to see what the final tally is before it is decided though.

Great Work editing,

Joe

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

No one looks good in fluorescent lighting!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersizzle

Dude, you rocked it. French braids take a plain braid ANY day.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMomBabe

I will NOT go to Joe's site to tell him he's hot. And before you say it, it's not that I don't feel comfortable telling another guy he's hot.... It's just that for the love of God, the man's head is big enough already!!

You win hands down. Sorry Joe.

Alright, now I have to go post on his site that he won. be right back....

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPG

You get props for the french braids. I've never mastered those. And I'm glad to see that my kids aren't the only ones with food stuck in their hair. Cool! I am, however, immune to the boob shots. I play with my own all day, so I'm not distracted by others. ;-)

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGroovy Mom

ME NEXT! I love double French braids!!!

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGiraffe Parade

You are a quick study indeed. That is all I have to say. And hotter than Joe. Sorry Joe, I call it like I see it. Then again, I have to see Joe with wet hair. Apples to apples...

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBusyDad

Wow. ... I miss you!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTurtle

That was AWESOME! I miss braiding my daughter's hair - I probably won't even remember how to do it when the next little girl comes (in about a month). I'll have to come back and watch again to learn, or ask Joe, or see if BusyDad wants to come over the teach me how to video it too!

Sidenote: I was born with cojoined toes too. Mine was a 6th on my left foot. I begged them not to take it, but my parents donated it to scientific research or a child who needed one or something like that. It left a small empty space in me, or at least my foot. I was never the same.

Great video ML!

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Yes! Momo braids baby!

Okay, you win hands down. First of all, French braids are WAY harder, especially on a toddler, and a toddler with gummy in her hair makes this an automatic decision.

Secondly, Simple Man rocks.

And finally, Joe didn't wear a low-cut shirt.

And, for the love of all that is good and holy, thank you for turning off that water.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMomo Fali

Big fan of Joe.
Bigger fan of your braids.
You spanked him pretty bad in this contest. :)

Never seen conjoined toes, that's pretty cool.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterpete

Came over from Joe's site. Thought of being loyal, but I have to say you win. Even though Joe's braid was great, yours was like a braiding obstacle course. You gots to win for that alone.

You are a much nicer mom than I am. BTW, I'd think the lotion would get the gummy out just as well as mayo. Smells better too.

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Dood!! That's my favorite Fugazi song ever!

I thought you did awesome, plus you worked around obstacles and shit, yo.

I would so watch it 6 more times if I didn't have to go get the laundry started....or not but it was still good!

~Q

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterQweenie

I can't listen to the video because I'm at work, but I did watch a bit of it and...

YOU ARE STILL HOT!

So there.

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie

Awesome.

And it was great to hear your voice again.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAimee Greeblemonkey

Caity has mysterious food thing in her hair too.
She will never ever let me braid her hair..even with lotion.

Right now she is naked. It is 1:40 pm.
She is naked and laying on the couch clutching a feather duster.

She resembles something we found in the jungle.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrunchy Carpets

You rocked that contest, babe! Amazing braids, and you made it look so easy. I can't manage to get the Princess to sit still long enough for two pony's, let alone braids.

The Princess spent the entire video trying to get 3of3 to say hello to her... perhaps we should get them together for a playdate again soon?

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLatte Mommy

You have both made braiding talent skills far superior to mine and also a very, very good and patient little cutie pie girl. Oh, and excellent taste in music along with proper respect for Skynard.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie's Mind

Um, I have no typing skills today. "Mad" braiding skills. Not "made" braiding skills.

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie's Mind

That was fantastic.

And the Simple Man - LOVE IT.

Thanks for the laugh.

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFrances

Came over via Joe...I'm gonna go with it's a tie. Joe gets points automatically because he's a dad and dad's shouldn't know how to braid...so he's a feminine Dad but their's nothing wrong with that. You were good, but you're a woman and a little "chatty". Both children are adorable and both braids look nice. Therefore. A tie. Very cute idea, I love it!!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKathy

You look great! Your face has that "amateur porn" lighting that is gritty, real....(quite out of context for the situation!)

I cannot braid. My oldest had to learn to braid her sisters' hair, so kudos, kudos!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchristy

wow. seriously, that is 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back. ;-)

that being said, you do rock the braidz. i can do french braids, but the braid-around-the-candy trick? that is awesome!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

So funny. I can't get over how quite she was. I can't imagine I have the patience for braids, thank goodness that I don't have a girl. Will look at the other video later, as I have to get back to packing.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

golly, mr lady, that just made my heart ache. Can I come over for dinner?

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermolly_g

3of3 has a single minded focus with the lavender lotion from which I think we could all learn. And you both looked very cute for 10 solid minutes. Kudos.

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKendra

That was adorable! I'm not sure I could sit there and watch my kid cover his hair with lotion...but then, it beats him covering our kitchen floor with honey, which is what he did Saturday morning. Maybe I just need to chill out...

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSparklykatt

That was one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while: Pure entertainment. And thanks for doing your part to save the water supply by finally turning that off.

I posted at Joe's that I want to vote for you both because I have difficulty making decisions...

What's the next competition going to be?

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelisa

what a good girl; she was so good and I bet she smells good too now? ! you look fab and so do the braids.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterourcrookedtree

The lotion in the hair thing was totally cracking me up. So cute! And I'm sure middle school boys everywhere are uploading your boobies as we speak. Awesome!

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterconversemomma

Oh, and not sure who Joe is but I'm sure you whooped him. I'm mean, come on, your Mr. Lady. Duh!!

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterconversemomma

Hmmm, I see no link to my site in your post...that just occurred to me as I counted the votes (like 432-3 in your favor) anyways, many came from your pals that never saw me in action...scared? Link it!

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

I sat here and watched that whole damn thing. Like ALL of it. And rejoiced that my girls do their own freaking hair.

But I will be waiting for them when they get home from school with candy, lotion and a video camera.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Aw, you're adorable. And the boob shots were definitely appreciated ;)

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

Dude, you're hotter than I thought! And now I want you to come and play with my hair.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy

And that right there is why you did my wedding hair. And that the family hairdresser couldn't get over the border due to that felony conviction. Thanks for leaving out the lotion.

April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKatherine

i'll pay you in free porn (i mean, um, smokes. no, uh...hmm something appropriate...fat and therefore guilt-free brownies?) to come over and do mine AND isobel's. we've got no lotion focus over here, it's all about edibility. maybe i'll stock up on the dora snacks, too.

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April 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzoeyjane

Ack, typical - I get here and it's no longer available!

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarylin

Wow! Extremely high marks for maintaining composure as your cute as heck daughter lathered up her head with the lavender body lotion. That alone should make you the winner. Great job. Oh and thanks for the boobie shots.

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd (zoesdad)

Hi! yep, all the way down here!
Even without sound, that was the funniest thing i have watched all year!
Thank you I needed a good belly laugh. I really have no idea why you made that little video, yet but it was funny, oh so funny.

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertiff

I can only speak for my ears, not mother earth...it's ok.

That was really, really funny. The best part was the crazy amount of lotion being self-applied by your daughter.

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHRH

very pretty braids.

I could so take you though. I can plait hair in second flat!

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertraci

You are totally hot! Next time could you throw us the stinkeye? God Bless, Mike.

April 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMike Marshall

Pinkies!! I use my pinkies when braiding Muffin's hair too. I end up with hair all over the place though - you are truly gifted. I bow to you. And your daughter is adorable, such a sweetie!

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April 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercalicobebop

Ohmygod. You said "bubble". From the age of 3-8 my daughter was obsessed with her ponytailed or braided not having ONE SINGLE hair bubble. She would make me take it out and start all over again. Great job.

And my husband has "together toes" too!!!

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