Jesus demonstrates: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
NEW! Jesus action figures - by Mattel. Crucifix sold separately. Batteries not included. Not intended for children under 4, sandals may cause choking hazard.
"Yeah, I'm working on a deal with Aquafina. We're calling the new product Aquavino.'
I've got nothing wittier than the ones others suggested. But I do have a few observations: first, Barbie looks like she belongs in an Abs of Steel (or Biceps of Steel) video in that pose. Second, Jesus #1 definitely appears to be paying her for something in that second photo. Perhaps this is an outtake from an infomercial? Or maybe this is what happens when the Home Shopping Network gets purchased by a religious organization but doesn't want to lose the spokesmodels that make all the sales?
Oh my god, I snorted my coffee. Why, I ask, WHY do you have Jesus action figures? And not one, but TWO? It's like what Ned Flander's kids would play with.
two Jesus' conversing: Jesus A: "No! You ask her!" Jesus B: "No, I'm not going to ask her... she is wayyyy hott...you just do it." Jesus A: "Come on man, don't be such a pussy! Jesus B: "Alright! alright!"
Turns to face hottie with a body!!
Jesus B: "Hey are you that HOTT bloggin' Mommy we heard of from Whiskey In My Sippy Cup?"
you kind of just freaked me out... I just posted this comment above and you replied within SECONDS to it... wow you are good... like heavenly or something!!
LMAO so hard I can not think. Where in the world does one get their hands on Jesus dolls? Seriously, do tell. I would love for Jesus to interact with Darth Vader at our house. :)
Oh, I better not... I don't want lightening to strike my computer. Love how Barbie is ever so slightly lifting herself off the floor... can't go there... =)
Um..."Jesus finds a Prostitute"? I mean, that did actually happen a few times, right?
at wal-mart (evil place) one day i saw a half ripped open "David" doll (from the Jesus action figure series) placed back on the shelf. the package had a half ripped off gift tag on it. apparently the recipient hadn't had as much fun with their biblical hero doll. i mean, it's a shame because you could act out scenes like these! :)
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The magical moment when 33-year-old, unmarried Jesus decides he is AT LEAST bisexual.....
Question: "What would Jesus do?"
Answer: Cop a feel of Barbies boob.
(she was totally asking for it)
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Barbie finds religion.
It's Heathen Barbie
Jesus was always into dolls
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LMFAO @ Christy's comment!!!
I can't breathe!
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Lol, hilarious...
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In tonight's episode of "Biblical what not to wear"
"So what you're saying is, shorter robe, and lose the beard?"
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If I'm going down for all y'alls sins, I'm at least entitled to one of my own. Hey baby, got some water? I show you a trick.
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Jesus had an evil twin.
What Wouldn't Jesus Do?!
Now we know the truth about Mary Magdalene.
"Me? Hell no. Who told you I was a virgin?!"
Jesus demonstrates: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
NEW! Jesus action figures - by Mattel. Crucifix sold separately. Batteries not included. Not intended for children under 4, sandals may cause choking hazard.
"Yeah, I'm working on a deal with Aquafina. We're calling the new product Aquavino.'
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LMAO at Busy Dad's response!
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Jesus, Mary (Magdalen), and Joseph!
I've got nothing wittier than the ones others suggested. But I do have a few observations: first, Barbie looks like she belongs in an Abs of Steel (or Biceps of Steel) video in that pose. Second, Jesus #1 definitely appears to be paying her for something in that second photo. Perhaps this is an outtake from an infomercial? Or maybe this is what happens when the Home Shopping Network gets purchased by a religious organization but doesn't want to lose the spokesmodels that make all the sales?
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Hee hee! I love watching kids play! Especially with action men etc
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I am busting up. I have, unfortunatly, got nothing.
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Jesus: Behold, I say, I would tap that ass.
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Oh my god, I snorted my coffee. Why, I ask, WHY do you have Jesus action figures? And not one, but TWO?
It's like what Ned Flander's kids would play with.
two Jesus' conversing:
Jesus A: "No! You ask her!"
Jesus B: "No, I'm not going to ask her... she is wayyyy hott...you just do it."
Jesus A: "Come on man, don't be such a pussy!
Jesus B: "Alright! alright!"
Turns to face hottie with a body!!
Jesus B: "Hey are you that HOTT bloggin' Mommy we heard of from Whiskey In My Sippy Cup?"
Hottie With a Body: "Back off Dude!!"
jenn's last blog post..http://1boy2girls.blogspot.com/2008/04/okay.html' rel="nofollow">Okay!!
you kind of just freaked me out... I just posted this comment above and you replied within SECONDS to it... wow you are good... like heavenly or something!!
lol!! xoxox's Jenn
jenn's last blog post..http://1boy2girls.blogspot.com/2008/04/okay.html' rel="nofollow">Okay!!
jesus: so moses, have you met my cousin's cousin, barbie?
moses: no, i have not. barbie, how art thou?
barbie: oh, i'm just super! how are you fellas?
jesus: (whispers) get me a cup of water. seriously dude, you wanna see this trick.
moses hands cup of water unto the Lord.
*abracadabra*
barbie: woah! that was like totally, cool! hey! is that wine? i LOVE wine!
moses: *looking sideways* jesus, you have blessed me with this sight of the cousin of your cousin and her ability to part the legs.
*barbie passes out as things get a little more biblical*
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"hey boys, you wanna get stoned?"
or:
moses: hey, jess, you wanna watch me part the red sea?
ok, i know i'm totally going to hell (wait -- jews don't believe in hell... crap. i know i'm going SOMEWHERE bad for these)
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Hey Barbie! Wanna see God tonight? When we're done, we can confess our sin to the other Jesus-dude right there.
Ok - I'm going to step back from the computer now so that when lightning strikes me, the computer will be fine....
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I bet Ken can't levitate you the way I can!
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I have no captions my concsience will allow, but where in the WORLD does one get Jesus/Moses/Peter/Paul/Jacob dolls to play with???
KEEP BELIEVING
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LMAO so hard I can not think. Where in the world does one get their hands on Jesus dolls? Seriously, do tell. I would love for Jesus to interact with Darth Vader at our house. :)
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"Hi, I'm Barbie, this is my brother Jesus, and this is my other brother Jesus."
And if I have to explain it, it will be even less funny than it is now.
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Oh, I better not... I don't want lightening to strike my computer. Love how Barbie is ever so slightly lifting herself off the floor... can't go there... =)
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LOL! Love it!! Happy WW!
I always knew that Barbie was a tease (keeping it clean here!)! Happy WW!
Good Jesus, Baaaad Jesus, and the Temptress . . .
Hmmm . . .
Maybe if I forward it to our priest he'll have some ideas for a caption. He is a witty guy. A good idea, right?
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I'm laughing too hard to think of a caption.
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Are there seriously 2 Jesus dolls & a Barbie in that picture?!? Too, too funny!
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Hilarious.
Busy Dad wins!!!
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wwjbd?
Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself
Jesus is holding hands with a dude? Whoa. I'm guessing that is NOT what the toy-manufacturers had in mind!!!!
Flanders would scream like a girl at the sight of this. *laughing to self*
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Um..."Jesus finds a Prostitute"? I mean, that did actually happen a few times, right?
at wal-mart (evil place) one day i saw a half ripped open "David" doll (from the Jesus action figure series) placed back on the shelf. the package had a half ripped off gift tag on it. apparently the recipient hadn't had as much fun with their biblical hero doll. i mean, it's a shame because you could act out scenes like these! :)
B's last blog post..http://randomactsofmotherhood.blogspot.com/2008/04/wordless-wednesday-darth-potty.html' rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday: Darth Potty
Barbi you must change your fast and free ways and turn to meeee!!!
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"And THEN John the Baptist said 'No! I belong on the dashboard!'"
OH MY GOSH, I am totally cracking myself up and rolling around on the floor. I am fucking hysterical.
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Ken looks much different. Either that or it's the Holy Trinity - Jesus, Jesus' twin brother Frank, and Barbie.
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I'm a $3000 a night hooker. And I already told you it's CASH! Not frankincense and myrrh! JESUS CHRIST!
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Christy and Busy Dad, definitely! 12 years of Catholic school and I can't even come up with something good. Haven't laughed this hard in months!
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How 'bout this:
'Conquering the Hole-y Land'
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