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Tuesday
May062008

Riddle

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

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A: Chaperoning an all day, grades 4-7, CITY WIDE track meet.

May the good lord be with me.

Reader Comments (27)

Oh my dear, you are soooooo brave.

AmyM's last blog post..http://amysmagnumopus.wordpress.com/2008/05/03/recycled-filler/' rel="nofollow">Recycled Filler

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmyM

Oh my.

Umm.

Good luck?

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie

Honey, we really loved you.

And when your battered, bruised body can type again, we'll love to hear from you.

But I'm sensing that might be awhile.

daysgoby's last blog post..http://jessalogic.blogspot.com/2008/05/on-brighter-note.html' rel="nofollow">on a brighter note

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdaysgoby

I went on one field trip with my daughter-to the planetarium. And my other kids are totally bummed because NEVER NEVER again will I volunteer for anything like that again. Never. In case I haven't made that clear, I would rather walk over a bed of nails than spend an entire day with a group of someone else's kids on a school trip of any kind.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKori

Oh god yes, much worse.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

EW!

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy

Ok, that sounds like absolute HELL to me. Hope you make it through. lol

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCableGirl

That's worse than an icepick in the forehead.

Did you remember your icepick for later?

christy's last blog post..http://thesouloneverypath.blogspot.com/2008/05/emily-post-im-not.html' rel="nofollow">Emily Post, I'm not

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchristy

That sounds like its worth finding half a worm at the bottom of your tequila later!

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteranne nahm

um. YUCKY!!
I'd say that's a drink worthy day.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterrachel

Or chaperoning two dozen Girls Scouts on an overnight bus trip to Savannah, GA. I feel your pain! Good Luck!

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTara R.

I don't know....the half a worm thing would actually be pretty bad, when you really think about it.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

You are a better woman than I. I'd take the worm every time.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHoneybell

This makes me thankful that parents are not allowed on the end-of-year 2-day field trip to San Diego. Yet another reason to love KIPP!

I hope your liquor stash is well-stocked upon your return.

April's last blog post..http://formerlyaprildawn.blogspot.com/2008/05/if-it-aint-broke.html' rel="nofollow">If It Ain't Broke...

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterApril

Oh, my good Lord.

I think that you should make that whiskey in your sippee cup a double. Or even a triple!

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLoralee

Don't forget to take the whip and chair.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAudubon Ron

by the sweet lord, do you mean children's chewable valium?

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzoeyjane

I feel for ya, girl...

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKat

Haha, sucks to be you...I couldn't even stand track meets when I was competing in them :S

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Eeps that is worse. School track meets are no fun. Down here we have jog a thons. They are invented by the devil to have little crazies running around for hours to raise money.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersogeshirts

Ha. Made me laugh.

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Did you find a worm in your apple???

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaria

I would rather find and then eat the worm.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

Oh man....spike your Gatorade.

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSandy (Momisodes)

he he he...

I know you only signed up for it so you would have some awesome blog fodder. Cause that is totally what I would do, and we are far too much alike.

He he he

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May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Hope it went well!

Jenty's last blog post..http://jentyrambling.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/ooops/' rel="nofollow">Ooops

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenty

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwiiiiiieeee!!!

and I feel ya on the chaperoning, I chaperoned a Pre-K field trip and I'm really sad about not being in town for the one next week, shucks!

Allie Bear's last blog post..http://fridaynightambulance.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-had-post-all-ready-for-today-and.html' rel="nofollow">Hater-ade!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAllie Bear

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