Tuesday
Jul292008
Yeah, Right; or, An Ode To My Plans for the Rest of the Week
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 5:55PM | Mr Lady
When the cat's away
the mouse will do laundry, wash
dishes and rent porn scrub walls.
the mouse will do laundry, wash
dishes and rent porn scrub walls.
Reader Comments (40)
*snort* you go girl!
the planet of janets last blog post..http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/07/thats-one-small-step-for-man-one-giant.html" rel="nofollow">That's one small step for man, one giant year for Janetkind
I know I have been away from home WAY too long when I am looking forward to an evening alone with the spin cycle and some dirty underwear.
Wait...That didn't come out so well.
Sigh.
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And that's why they call you MILF.
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So scrubbing walls is a metaphor for renting p0rn?
You have a great time with all of that "laundry" and those "walls" :P
nothing like some porn to cure one's dishpan hands.
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Are you the cat or the mouse?
KEEP BELIEVING
Angies last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KeepBelieving/~3/349407873/once-there-was-little-boy.html" rel="nofollow">Once there was a little boy....
sounds like fun too me :-)
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i'm alone all of next week...we should have planned this better!
alis last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/alimartell/mzqi/~3/349410496/" rel="nofollow">this week i will…
I think I could find something to entertain myself if I were all alone. Pretty much the same thing I do when I am not alone.
Have fun, MouseLady!
Rent? PUHLEEZE. Redtube, youporn, xtube. Free, free and yes, free.
Marias last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ImmoralMatriarch/~3/349075194/" rel="nofollow">Daddy Don’t Want Me.
damn...whaddya do when the mouse comes back?
Kats last blog post..http://kackalacka.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/facebook-anonymous/" rel="nofollow">Facebook Anonymous
Sounds like our weekends too, you got to do what you got to do! Hopefully you can have fun sometimes.
Damn housework. Never f'ing ends.
A Whole Lot of Nothings last blog post..http://awholelotofnothing.net/its-time-for-bloggy-giveaways/" rel="nofollow">It’s Time for BLOGGY GIVEAWAYS!
I like to scrub walls. Every chance I get. ;)
ohmommys last blog post..http://www.classychaos.com/2008/07/confessions-of-stage-mother.html" rel="nofollow">The Confessions of a "Stage Mother"
Are you mocking me?!
Um, does this mean that you won't be coming on the weekend and when I try to be sad and pout about it, instead I'll just picture you in a french maid costume? Cuz I want to know if I should bring a change of panties to the park, and all.
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Ain't nothing like a good swiffer and a cigarette.
BusyDads last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/always-late.html" rel="nofollow">Always Late
Ugh huh. I have two baskets of clothes to fold from my recent trip home and it's still sitting in my living room. I'm painting Harley's room instead and ironing. What fun...
I live alone, and I can't even come up with a good enough excuse to rent porn. I feel morally obligated to buy it and hide it at the top of the closet.
Alisons last blog post..http://followthatcab.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-one-girl-i-know.html" rel="nofollow">This one girl I know.
Honey, you don't have to rent, you know where it is.....
I only have one thing to say to you.... http://www.89.com/movies
Okie... so I've had a Happy 4 Hours... What the Hell?!?! So WTF?
Pure poetry.
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Cooking and cleaning can always be flipped into some kind of foreplay. Even if its foreplay with yourself.
And I heart Maria for knowing where all the free sites are too.
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go on wit yo bad self, gurl.
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Why would you rent porn when you can get it for free on youporn.com.
I bow my head in shame.....
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holy cow- you're readers have all the good porn hookups!
Don't forget the chocolate!
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How about some wine to go along with everything?
Debs last blog post..http://debland.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-cant-believe-you-want-to-see-it.html" rel="nofollow">I can't believe you want to see it.
First time for everything?
See what you need is a dog to get your dishes done (Member the rag and water joke?) and I find that if you just put the kids in the dirty clothes and send them out to play in the sprinklers, you too can live a life of lesure.
MARIA'S OFF THE CHAIN, YO! Redtube and Youporn are the way to go. Just'sayin!
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And I thought you and your readers were so sweet and innocent...
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Creating an alibi, I see.
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Teach me what you know, dammit.
I scrubbed walls last night. They were dirty, dirty walls.
i see someone needs a good dose of bible time.
*ahem*
While the cats' away, I was trashing talking you.
Are you going to spank me now? I've been a bad boy? You promised!
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So that's what the kids are calling it these days ☺
ha. i love porn. don't tell anyone.
xo
b.
just beths last blog post..http://bethalea.blogspot.com/2008/07/not-even-one-single-mention-of-poop.html" rel="nofollow">Not even one single mention of poop!
I wanna come over!
Jennifers last blog post..http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/07/29/means-to-an-end/" rel="nofollow">Means to an end
RENT PORN!
My personal favorite pastime!
krissys last blog post..http://firecrackermomma.blogspot.com/2008/07/to-answer-your-question.html" rel="nofollow">To answer your question:
I wonder how many visitors you'll get looking for something else when they search "rent porn"? My kids will be gone most of next week. Is it wrong that all I want to do is revel in the silence?
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