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Sunday
Jul062008

Weekly Last Place All Star Team Winners

Last weekend, summer came to Vancouver. I mean that quite literally; summer lasted all of 3 days, and then took a jump straight into fall. I will seriously freak out if I talk about that anymore, so let's move on, shall we?

Last weekend, we had 30 degree C temps (double it, add 30 Americans) and my 2nd born had his All Star Championship games. We sat in the roasting sun for 3 days straight, with the highest UV index Vancouver has seen in a long time, we burned through 50 SPF sunscreen, we melted like we'd just high-jacked the Lost Ark, and my kid lost. Miserably.

Wanna know why I love this kid so much, and his whole team for that matter? They could not have cared less. They had a freaking blast. They were the underdogs, by a lot, and they improved every stinking game they played. They never got down, they always were smiling, and they just played ball. It was a beautiful thing to behold.

And here's the pictorial evidence:



He swung and swung and swung, with no luck, until...



Day two. Base hit. And they just kept coming after that.



Yeah, he's so cute I could die.



Um, the sun was in his face? He was tired? Or maybe he's just a goofball.

The rest of us had loads of fun, too. We ate the most hideous barbecue ever awesome ballpark fare, drank delicious, sugar free, low calorie healthy drinks,



Hung out on the playground,



I stared at my insanely hot husband...



And we were even graced with the presence of a local hostage-taking terrorist and her delicious children. We escaped to their house for lunch one day, where The Princess and 3of3 refined their Mad Heathers Skilz.



If I showed you The Princess's face, I'd have to kill you. Just sayin'.

And when the whole thing was over, we returned to the park for Closing Ceremonies.



After that, we stayed for the final championship game, to decide 1st and 2nd place, and I have to tell you; if you've never sat through an 8-9 year old championship baseball game, you're missing out. Professional Baseball ain't got nothin' on these kids. I think I held my breath for 99.63% of the game, and I don't much like baseball.

And then we hit the beach, right on the Canadian border, which is very pretty, if not the slightest bit full of sawdust. Don't ask; I couldn't explain it if I wanted to.





We chose beautiful rocks,



And then lobbed them at the ocean like it had just said Jehovah or something.



We found some freaking stoner (pun soooo intended), who had apparently spent all day stacking rocks on top of each other. And thanks to him, I know have a house full of rocks and two boys with an amazingly inexpensive new hobby.





We smell worse than we look.

And then we headed home, drowned ourselves in aloe, and slept like the evil undead.

And you can visit all of Lotus' other Weekly Winners here. But I'd start here. Because she can take a picture of Cheeze-It's that it so beautiful, it almost makes me believe in god again.

Reader Comments (37)

I SO wanna move there, but i learned you don't have Target. Can you suggest a place to live close to the US border that I can hop the border to go visit it?

A Whole Lot of Nothing's last blog post..http://awholelotofnothing.net/weekly-winners-629-75/' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners 6.29 - 7.5

Your kids are so cute. Love the one of them sharing the blue slush!

Maria's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ImmoralMatriarch/~3/326358185/' rel="nofollow">Suck it Up: Real Men Don’t Cry

July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaria

I was in Little League for many years. I was terrible. I want to be on the A's. Now they seem to be a a Little League team who do it in style.

July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNeil

I love little league baseball. I wish I could still play but the pants might be a little tight. I watch the little league world series every year and I prefer it to major league baseball. Pure love of the game and fun in playing it. Awesome!

Hockeyman's last blog post..http://wpat.wordpress.com/2008/07/04/i-did-it/' rel="nofollow">I Did It!!!

July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHockeyman

I seriously love the stoner's rock sculptures.

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelliqua

Your family is adorable, yo. :-)

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarcastic Mom

Gorgeous beach pictures! What an awesome family day!

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy

ROCKS!
I've seen a dude do those rock things before and I'm so impressed!

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

Awesome pics. You look like you smell all beachy...don't they make perfume like that?

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHRH

Congrats on such a fabulous season. I love kids and little league sports.

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTara R.

What an amazing weekend! You'll have to bookmark this post for yourself when you need a reminder of why you love your family :)

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterApril

The baseball shots are awesome, as is the story that goes along with the photos!

I love the summer and all but I would kill for some fall right now...not sure why!!

Great photos!

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July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

I just love this post.

The Super Bongo's last blog post..http://thesuperbongo.blogspot.com/2008/07/80-less-stressed-out.html' rel="nofollow">80% less stressed out

July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Super Bongo

*sigh* I'll look back on this summer fondly. Too bad it's over already...

Seriously, though, can I go to the beach with you sometime? 'Cuz I always seem to see the stoners when you're there. Cool flute, kid... :)

Latte Mommy's last blog post..http://lattemommy.blogspot.com/2008/07/take-that-houdini.html' rel="nofollow">Take That, Houdini

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLatte Mommy

Love all of the pictures. YOur fam is seriously too freakin cute. All of you.

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAshley

Great winners this week! Your kiddies are so cute! Love the beach ones, the water looks so pretty!

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterConnie

Awww, it's so nice to see pics of the family together, Mr. Lady!

I vaguely remember those days.

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHuckdoll

Aw, really great shots. I love the whole beach thing. A. Lot.

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie's Mind

LOL, what gorgeous pics, looks like you all had a blast!

Jenty's last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JentysLifeinPics/~3/327910472/weekly-winners-29-june-5-july.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners 29 June - 5 July

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenty

See now I love you more. Cause you talk in Celcius temperatures. And I can understand that. So when I say it was -4 here the other night and only got to 10C you understand and don't think we are covered in a layer of ice or something...

Oh, and awesome pics :) of course...

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Great pictures. Can't get over your crazy weather. Colorado seems hotter every year and much of yesterday it was freaking downpour like I haven't seen in ages. Weather happens every time we plan on sitting our butts on our deck and doing nothing.

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

I love the shot of the little girl on the swing and the family shots.

Vicky's last blog post..http://secretmomthoughts.blogspot.com/2008/07/weekly-winners.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Winners

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVicky

Wait. let me get this straight. Two or more were gathered at the water's edge in someone's name. Lobbing rocks. And the Pacific was not renamed?!

:0

An opportunity to indoctrinate a new generation. The blazing sun must've burnt the good sense you was born with girl!

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarge

Dude, look at you being all perfect family and stuff. Well except that stoner dude. Thats just weird.

punk rock mom's last blog post..http://joeyelissasophia.blogspot.com/2008/07/weekly-weiners.html' rel="nofollow">Weekly Weiners

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterpunk rock mom

Pretty darn awesome! I didn't get a single base hit in my 2 years of little league, but I still loved it. Those sculptures were pretty cool. Stonedhenge?

BusyDad's last blog post..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/rollin-on-tha-eastside-the-far-eastside.html' rel="nofollow">Rollin' on tha Eastside... the Far Eastside

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBusyDad

A summer day at the ballpark is awesome, even with hot weather. Great photos. Love the coast photos too.

VegasDad's last blog post..http://ivegasfamily.blogspot.com/2008/07/time-to-be-big-boy.html' rel="nofollow">time to be a big boy

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVegasDad

This is my favorite set of WW for the week, and that's because you stroke my Cheeezgo! LOL

My fave shot: the hats up in the air, through the fence --AWESOME!

Secret Agent Mama's last blog post..http://secretagentmama.com/blog/2008/07/06/project-365-318365/' rel="nofollow">Project 365 (318/365)

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSecret Agent Mama

OMG you are a mommy blogger and photoblogger, all in one! I so love you.

The pics are great!! You make pretty good looking kids!!

Miss's last blog post..http://ruraandmiss.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/clusterbleep/' rel="nofollow">Cluster*bleep*

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMiss

ALWAYS LOVE TO SEE PICTURES OF THE FAMILY UNIT.

Audubon Ron's last blog post..http://ducksmahal.blogspot.com/2008/07/pastor-feel-good.html' rel="nofollow">Pastor Feel Good

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAudubon Ron

Cuteness abounds!

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July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAimee Greeblemonkey

This is the life! Lucky you. :)
I greatly enjoyed your photo-story.

Marie's last blog post..http://radiatethedance.blogspot.com/2008/07/working-retreat.html' rel="nofollow">A Working Retreat

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarie

Great photos.

Need more.

Love the smelly beach shots.

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July 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertiff

Must show rock stacking hobby to child :)

I agree little league baseball games are far more entertaining than pro games.

Is she wearing ballet shoes?!? *LOVE*

Sandy (Momisodes)'s last blog post..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momisodes/~3/329208321/' rel="nofollow">Let’s Get It On…FAB!!!

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSandy (Momisodes)

That looks like you guys had an amazing time. Did you ask the rock dude what his objective was? I'm curious. It actually looks pretty cool.

matt's last blog post..http://redsparks.com/playpen/2008/07/03/no-were-not-mad-at-you/' rel="nofollow">No, We?re Not Mad At You.

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermatt

What a wonderful thing that your kids are learning...it's not about winning, it's about having fun and enjoying the game! I'm sure they learned that from their very smart mama, right? And daddy, of course.

Great pictures. Sounds like everyone had a wonderful time relaxing (and the "stoner" pic was hilarious, we have a guy that mysteriously erects those stone towers all over town but no one knows who he is)...

How're the sunburns? Aloe kicked in yet?

flickrlovr's last blog post..http://idblogthaton.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-much-is-too-much.html' rel="nofollow">How Much Is TOO Much?

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterflickrlovr

This is an awesome story of some very lovely family time. Also, I have to point out that your children have the alabaster skin of European royalty and should probably be tricked out in ermine capes and bejeweled crowns rather than SPF 50. Just, FYI...

MommyTime's last blog post..http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com/2008/07/life-lesson-on-focus.html' rel="nofollow">Life Lesson on Focus

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommyTime

Little League is the most fun ever and the main reason I am sad I don't have sons :-(

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July 11, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy

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