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Jan162009
Reason 872 Why I Should Never Have Told Him I Have a Blog
Friday, January 16, 2009 at 2:55PM | Mr Lady
In an attempt to discreetly pen this post without coming off as a ho-bag, I sat with The Donor the other night, bouncing some ideas I had for it off of him. He listened for a while, and then put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Honey, I think you've just crossed the line." I said, "I know, I know, I just don't know how to blog this properly" and he replied, "No, honey, with me. You just crossed MY line."
My husband has a line. I finally crossed it. It did not feel awesome.
So, yeah, I'm just going to giggle in this guy's general direction today and leave it at that.
*gigglegiggle*
If that was too vague for you, my husband says GOOD and Drop It Already and That's My WIFE You're Talking About, and I say click here.
My husband has a line. I finally crossed it. It did not feel awesome.
So, yeah, I'm just going to giggle in this guy's general direction today and leave it at that.
*gigglegiggle*
If that was too vague for you, my husband says GOOD and Drop It Already and That's My WIFE You're Talking About, and I say click here.
Reader Comments (28)
Why must you confuse me so? At least I'm reading this at 3 in the afternoon before any alcohol has been consumed. Cuz I might have stopped after reading this.
Jill wrote..http://charmingdelightful.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-freebie.html" rel="nofollow">Friday Freebie
You are being featured on Five Star Friday! http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2009/01/five-star-friday-edition-37.html
I can't believe you still know how to communicate with the dude. My ex's all have a secret society of 'Hating Traci'. And by secret I mean a website.
TRACI wrote..http://www.smartassmom.com/2009/01/its-hard-for-pimp.html" rel="nofollow">It's hard for a pimp.
Paul reads my journal...ahem...and yeah, there are days I wish I hadn't let him know it existed. Do you know how many blog worthy moments don't get written down, because...you might/did cross a line. I don't know how many times my eyes will light up and have him say I don't want your readers to know that. Now if he dares me...all bets are off. So far he's never double dog dared me. (Hugs)Indigo
Indigo wrote..http://deafscreams.blogspot.com/2009/01/to-fill-my-daughters-boots.html" rel="nofollow">To Fill My Daughters Boots...
ok, so i've already admitted to being a blonde so this shouldn't surprise you, but WTF??? i am sooo lost. i clicked on the link and got this:
PSA
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i totally dont get it. then i clicked on the other link in your post and it was about you losing stuff. please explain to this idiot what the hell is going on here...
nonna wrote..http://nonnasnonsense.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-fragments_16.html" rel="nofollow">friday fragments
The bf knows I have a blog, he also knows that I prefer to blog anonymously and has never bothered me for the address. I'm sure he could find it if he really wanted to, but as long as he doesn't tell me, I don't care. My only rule for myself when I write is not to write something I wouldn't want my mother to stumble across someday. (not that she ever would)
Jaina wrote..http://girl-with-the-camera.blogspot.com/2009/01/photostory-friday-craftsmanship.html" rel="nofollow">Photostory Friday: Craftsmanship
Didn't you cross the line last year then?
Time to move on Donor! The interwebs totally get that you hit it but then didnt quit it. So technically, this is ALL YOUR FAULT.
Miss wrote..http://justmiss.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/lullabies/" rel="nofollow">Lullabies
I'm shamed (well, I should be)... I can't remember the year, never mind the day... or his name. Mind you, some days I can't even remember mine.
Now, where did I leave those children?
Ooh, subtle, but not TOO subtle.
Miss Grace wrote..http://www.missdisgrace.com/2009/01/on-bus.html" rel="nofollow">On the bus
Gah, when I meet people I automatically cross their lines. My aura is inherently offensive. I feel your pain, gurl.
Maggie Garcia wrote..http://nannygarcia.blogspot.com/2009/01/let-downs.html" rel="nofollow">Let Downs
feeling dense. not COMPLETELY dense cuz i THINK i get it. but truly? i only THINK i do. so i think that makes me dense after all.
the planet of janet wrote..http://www.fromtheplanetofjanet.com/2009/01/haiku-friday-teenage-conspiracy.html" rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday: teenage conspiracy theories
@nonna:
I think this post is (another in a series, apparently) about Mr. Lady losing her virginity (to the guy in the link; scroll down 2 posts and you'll see him refer to her as a stalker).
Either that, or it's some weird fetish shit that I want no part of.
SciFi Dad wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TalesFromTheDadSide/~3/513905351/keyword-madness-x.html" rel="nofollow">Keyword Madness X
@ sciFi Dad - thank you! now it makes a little more sense. well, very little, but at least some :)
nonna wrote..http://nonnasnonsense.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-fragments_16.html" rel="nofollow">friday fragments
The whole thing is making me nostalgic for my own prom... not... I bet you did look fabulous.
Tara R. wrote..http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/hello-how-can-i-help-you/" rel="nofollow">Hello, how can I help you?
I wrote about mine, but, loser that I am, don't remember the date.
http://hotfessional.com/2008/01/11/i-think-i-should-move-the-flasher/" rel="nofollow">Yea, I really did.
Ree wrote..http://hotfessional.com/2009/01/16/haiku-friday-will-anyone-survive/" rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday - Will anyone survive?
Unmoderate me? C'mon. Please? I wouldn't spam you.
Ree wrote..http://hotfessional.com/2009/01/16/haiku-friday-will-anyone-survive/" rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday - Will anyone survive?
I THINK I know what you're talking about. But I'm pretty freakin tired and not all that bright tonight and the kids are shouting about who broke an arm off of an army man and I didn't do it and yes you did and you're mean and he puuuushed me and and and...
I need a drink. No more riddles, ok?
tracey wrote..http://tracey-justanothermommyblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/some-numbers-to-mull-over.html" rel="nofollow">Some numbers to mull over...
Oh that's funny. I would remember the date if I looked it up in my journal... but that requires moving my ass off of this comfortable couch.
Courtney wrote..http://fiveseconddanceparty.com/?p=541" rel="nofollow">Number Unavailable
This is a line that should be crossed, if only to warn the rest of us.
Heh, my wife knows about my blog but never reads it. I have no lines yet.
Jim wrote..http://h31n0us.blogspot.com/2009/01/spin-cycle-what-if.html" rel="nofollow">Spin Cycle: What if?
Well, ManicMariah and I both blog and read each other's. I think that it is great. We have fun crossing each other's lines ...we make a game of it.
Bedsidtalesman wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BedsideTales/~3/513644246/free-porn.html" rel="nofollow">Free Porn
I've considered writing a secret bitch and moan and whine blog - where I can blog about EVERYthing. I'm too scared.
monstergirlee wrote..http://monstergirlee.blogspot.com/2009/01/dr-casons-friday-photo-challenge.html" rel="nofollow">Dr Cason's Friday Photo Challenge
WOW. I guessed the virginity part and the part about that being an ex...
SciFi Dad, kudos, I missed the stalker post.
*ahem* July 14, 1989.
No significance, but it was Bastille Day and I always remember the date. Oh, THAT and it was 2 days prior to my BF's surprise sweet 16 party and she totally guessed....must of had WHORE stamped on my forehead or something.
Yeah, I recently crossed that imaginary line blogging, too. Drama. He'll get over it;)
Ashlie- Mommycosm wrote..http://www.mommycosm.com/journal/2009/1/15/haiku-friday-pictures-of-mommy.html" rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday: Pictures of mommy
Keep crossing those lines, that's how you keep it real LOL! But this too, shall pass.
To the DAY, I am very very impressed.
And Old Navy clothing racks, the best hide-and-seek spot EVAH, apparently.
Karen MEG wrote..http://gliks.blogspot.com/2009/01/days.html" rel="nofollow">Days
I'm gonna, um... POP some champagne for you.
BusyDad wrote..http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/urrrgh.html" rel="nofollow">Urrrgh...
Subtle BusyDad, real subtle.
I would rather stick hot needles in my eyes than even think about THAT guy. I mean my THAT guy, not Mr. Lady's. Some things are better left in the past.
Momo Fali wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momo-Fali/~3/513337169/uh-thats-not-bug.html" rel="nofollow">Uh, That's Not a Bug
IS THIS ANOTHER WALKING POST, JIMMINY CRICKET??!
but i think i actually got this one....so you were how old my friend....but 14 years ago doesn't sound right....?
MPS is constantly trying to get me to let him write posts. And tell him about that day.
Nope and Nope.
Kelley wrote..http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MagnetoBoldToo/~3/515388300/" rel="nofollow">Smigglicious