Now, If I Can Just Figure Out How To Age Like Richard Does.

You know what the very best thing about having a blog is?  It's that you can be all, "Someone bring me a cross to nail myself to!  No one understands me!" and 70 people will immediately remind you that A) you are not alone and B) you actually live on the nice side of the island where the smoke monster doesn't eat you, the Dharma people have buried all the beer, and the children don't take birth control pills, the cops haven't shown up for them, dogs don't drag around their used condoms, and they aren't as old as you were whenst you bore them into the world.

So, yeah, point taken.  I'll be getting back to obsessing over Lost now.