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Thursday
Jan292009

Now, If I Can Just Figure Out How To Age Like Richard Does.

You know what the very best thing about having a blog is?  It's that you can be all, "Someone bring me a cross to nail myself to!  No one understands me!" and 70 people will immediately remind you that A) you are not alone and B) you actually live on the nice side of the island where the smoke monster doesn't eat you, the Dharma people have buried all the beer, and the children don't take birth control pills, the cops haven't shown up for them, dogs don't drag around their used condoms, and they aren't as old as you were whenst you bore them into the world.

So, yeah, point taken.  I'll be getting back to obsessing over Lost now.

Reader Comments (35)

Oh no. PLEEEEEZE continue obsessing about the lost youth of your offspring. You do tortured writer much better than I'm-alright-you're-alright.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMs. Maxwell

My nipples get hard numerous times during every single episode. Hi, my name is Lindsay and LOST is my crack.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay

Fuck. And I totally think I just linked your page again. The option button is gone!! How do I turn it off??

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay

Nevermind, I think I figured it out. I'm an idiot and need to go to bed.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay

he he he.

Wish I knew it was that easy earlier.

Oh and she started them today. As did her BFF. Isn't that just fucking precious?

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

HA - yes haveing a blog is so full of grrrreat reminders isn't it! :) hahahaha
~K

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKel

LMAO! Thanks for the shout out! How bad is it that I fall into EVERY catagory that you mentioned??? UGH! I beg of you...Xanex...PLEEEZZZZEEEE

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShelli

yeah. i told you.....

thanks for the linky. it ALMOST makes me feel better about my aging children.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

Hey I totally offered to comiserate with you.....LOL

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterQweenie

Did you not JUST DIE when that guy said he was Charles Widmore???

BTW- In the words of the great Ally McBeal, "Of course my problems are more important than anyone else's, They're MY problems! I'm one of those bloggahs with older kids, and at least ten years on you. I'll commiserate anytime with you!)

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHoneybell

Do you think Richard's eyeliner has anything to do with it? I think it might..

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBinkytown

Wow I'm not ready for this Older Kids thing. Next time I get pooped on I'll count my blessings.

Also it's the eyeliner. Carefully applied eyeliner. It reflects Time.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMaria

I watched last night and I think I may have to go back and watch LAST season to understand what just happened.

I'm so mad at myself for falling behind.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLynette

Lost was so, so cool...

And Desmond is rocking those curly locks...

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertracey

Dude, or dudette, I like that you just talk about whatever is on your mind, you write what you know and in case you were wondering, its entertaining ;).

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMilly

Haha. Let me know if you figure that one out.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJaina

I love Lost. But, to help you further put things in perspective:

Yesterday I was bitching about being a nanny to 4 kids. And then on NPR I heard about this girl who worked as a check out girl and had to, because her 6 family members depended on her for health care. She was 5 months pregnant and began bleeding and DIDN'T LEAVE WORK BECAUSE SHE WAS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT LOSING HER JOB THAN LOSING HER CHILD, which she did lose (the latter). And then I LOVED my job!

And that is what Nanny Garcia calls perspective.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie Garcia

my sister is not a lost fan. i knew she would have questions when she saw me watching it a few weeks ago. or last week. time's funny stuff on and off the island. anyway, she started asking what was going on, i told her to shut it, that i wasn't going to tell her what was going on, it's too confusing, go online and read about it. then i said, you know what? NO ONE knows what's going on with lost. sit yourself down right here and we'll both be confused together.

ANYONE can watch lost. the deaf and blind can watch lost right next to you and be on the exact same page.

Wow! I wish 70 people commented on my blog! :)

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBunny

Lost? Yes, I am, thanks.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKori

Hey. Mr. Lady. Lost? Not really that good. Sorry, its true.
Try Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus. The dialogue is amazing.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Um...none of that, thankfully. Yet. But, my daughter did just lose her first molar. I'd like to stay on the nice side of the island, please.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMomo Fali

definatly much easier to handle life when watching Lost :)
liked the links!

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersuper mama

You'll never be a better subfertile man than me... Mr Lady indeed, hah!

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterXbox4NappyRash

Ha! I'm with ya. I posted about being LOST today too! It's like crack!
And I'm in between with the kids too. NO poopy diapers in years. One who wears deodorant and can borrow my shoes and one who thinks she is ACTUALLY a princess and demands to be treated as such.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

ha - but Richard has those sexy eyes!! Good Lord - they are beautiful!

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTiaras & Tantrums

I love the Lost references. I love that I never watched the damn show until about six months ago and then I watched the first four seasons in a period of about two months and now I get jittery in between episodes. I love Richard.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCourtney

Totally don't get the Lost thing at all. They are on an island, alone, then not alone, then off the island and now they are going back - Whuuuu? And I grew up with Gilligan. You would think I would get it.

January 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMidLifeMama

Hilarious! :) I love LOST, too! I now record it and watch it by myself because hubby is not as into it as I am, and distracts me by asking way too many questions...(snicker!)

January 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStacy

Lost has been great. I hope that they can keep this up and not wander into some weak and ridiculous storyline. Very curious to learn more about Richard and why that smoke monster went from being a big presence to virtually nothing.

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJack

Don't ever stop posting your innermost Momma rants. They make my day.

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCuz_I'm_The_Mom

Or you write a post about how alone you are in the world and exactly zero people comment on it, thereby convincing you of this and forcing you to spiral into a deep depression where you are inclined to either listen to a lot of Morrissey or slit your wrists, but then you don't because in the long run you're far to lazy to slit your wrists and you really don't like Morrissey and so you go to one of your favourite blogs and leave a post that is actually a single sentence without much meaning or point at all.

;-) This has been a public service announcement. In truth I love blogs like this because they make me feel less alone in the world.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShredderFeeder

there's a polar bear. they're in the jungle. on an island. everyone thinks they're dead. they're not.

4 seasons. summed up in >140 characters. (or is it <? i can never remember, despite the alligator saying thingy).

Meh. Give me a show with some ooomph. you know, like a reality show. ;)

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercolleen

gees, I just flashed back to when hubby and I were first boyfriend and girlfriend (he spent alot of nights at my house). My roommate had just gotten a puppy and it ran wild all over the house. One day bf and I came back to my house and found the contents of my garbage can strewn all over the house - kleenex, hair combings, matches and cigarette butts, and of course used condoms and condom wrappers. It was quite hilarious.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermonstergirlee

LALALALALALALALA ( I haven't seen it yet, so I don't wanna know, I just scrolled to the bottom.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGnilleps

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