Weekly They Better Fucking Winners

Personal aside: Terrible Towels are much easier to wave in your stupid husband's rooting-for-Arizona face if you don't put them "up" for "safe-keeping."

TMI aside: (1st qtr) There ain't nothing that makes us hotter than listening to Madden ramble on about penetration.

Ohp, there it is aside: (10 seconds later) Except him talking about penetration from both ends.  RAWR.

Money can't buy everything aside: (4th qtr) Apparently, the Steelers have to keep screwing themselves.  Over and over and over.  You're going to go blind, dudes.

Or you're not going to, after all aside: WOOOT.

Comments

[Tara R.]

Go Steelers!

[Amysprite]

Wait, does Madden have to be involved in the double penetration or is he just calling the play-by-play?

[Ms. Changes Pants While Drivin]

boyfriend and i were JUST talking about penetration. i mean, with football. wait, not like, WITH a football.

i likes me a good tight end.

[Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]]

double penetration

heh heh

[Leslie Dillinger]

WOO-HOO!!

[One Mom's Opinion]

Sweet, but oh so ugly. Six baby.

[Gina]

I love the Terrible Baby! Also - WOOOOOOO!!

[Gnilleps]

Wish it had been the Eagles, but hey, at least a PA team won. My friend Tamera and her clan should be HAPPY.

[Qweenie]

WOOT!!

[Lilacspecs]

Did you kick your husband? I hope so. Not enough to maim or anything, but enough to make him realize that to root for anyone other than the Steelers is simply unacceptable. And worthy of bruising.

[Jaina]

Lol Lady. :)

[Gaby]

I kept laughing at Madden's penetration comments, along with all of his references to various players' big, strong hands. What a game!

[Momo Fali]

At one point, Madden used the word "juices" and then I had to hammer nails into my eardrums.

[Xbox4NappyRash]

I can honestly say, other than 'penetration from both ends' I didn't understand a single word of that.

[Lee of MWOB]

Oh Mr. Lady - I'm a diehard Cards fan because my dad is truly their number one fan (for 60 years now dude) and watching them lose year after year has been hard to watch as his daughter.

But alas - the mighty Steelers pulled it out in the end and they did it with one fan-friggin-tastic catch. Holy shit.

It was a great game - so congrats.

And Madden and penetration? Just kinda makes me shudder. And not in a good way. :-)

[Goldfish]

This is embarrassing: I adore John Madden. Adore. I do not know how I'm going to make it until autumn without him.