One evening, many years ago, baby 1of3's' godmother watched him for a few hours for me while The Donor was at work, and when he came home, I had a tattoo on my back. He was less than thrilled.
I know it's a crap picture. You try taking a picture of your own back.
One Sunday afternoon, the boys and I piled into the car and went out "to run errands." We came home that afternoon with two cases of post-traumatic-stress-disorder and one nose ring. He didn't look at me for a week.
One night many years ago, we decided after long negotiation that we weren't having any more children and The Donor gave me the okay to get my tubes tied. The following Saturday night, while the two boys were at Gramma's for an overnight, I snuck out and got my family tree tattooed on my right arm.
It's not the whole family, just the ones I'm willing to admit I'm related to.
Two weeks later I was pregnant with 3of3. Karma's a bitch.
Odds are pretty good that while I'm in Chicago for BlogHer, I'll be getting a new tattoo. Odds are I'm not the only one. It's my one weekend away from my kids this year, and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Luckily for me, for all of us, I found someone willing to accommodate a sea of women of questionable levels of sobriety for the weekend and humour us while we relive our youth, just with much better shoes.
The Tattoo Factory in Uptown Chicago has agreed to hook us all up that weekend. They've offered everyone attending BlogHer a 20% discount over the entire weekend on tattoos or piercings and have arranged to provide us a free drink after our work, and then some drink or dinner special after. (We're not quite there yet with the details). They are Chicago's oldest continually running tattoo studio, they have something like 24 different artists, and best of all, they aren't scared of a bunch of cougars conventioneers descending on them for a weekend.
More details to come (we're still hammering out the details) but if you're heading to BlogHer this summer and thinking of getting some blog ink, go see what they have to offer. I'll let everyone know when this thing goes live so we can start in with the reservations.
And honey? Consider yourself forewarned this time.