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Monday
Mar092009

I thought I could post at least pictures from the damn iPhone but it turns out iPhone only lets me type here so I can't upload photos so I called BusyDad to do me a favor...

(I swear, you'd think a late night call from Mr Lady would at least involve something dirty. A post about a dental procedure is all you or I am getting out of this. Enjoy. Love, BusyDad.)

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Reader Comments (65)

Well that was almost as exciting as actually GOING to the dentist.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiss

Holy mother of God.

Hope those drugs are good ones.

But I am pissed that you can look so purdy and swollen at the same time.

Bitch.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!

(I hope that the sippy cup is FULL of whiskey at this point.)

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnni

So it wasn't a labiaplasty after all! Although I bet you would have rather had one...

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShelli

Those are some attractive wisdom teeth, Mr. Lady. :)

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterOHmommy

OUCH. Hope you feel better!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelisa

WTF woman! We get no Whiskey, not even a little bit, for weeks, and wind up with yanked teeth?!?

(On the bright side, I'm sure your husband is enjoying the quiet.)

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSciFi Dad

OUCH :(

Feel better soon...then get your damn computer fixed, woman!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAshlie- Mommycosm

So very sorry to read what you've gone through!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCharlie on PA Tpk

Awwwww. :-(

On another note - do you have the Wordpress app for iPhone? I've done whole posts from there.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Britt

Awwwww. Feel better soon!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermommiebear2

Oh my Lord. I haven't had my coffee yet. That really should have had a warning sign up top...

Hope you get lots of rest. Take care...

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertracey

Ooog. That made me woozy. And I used to pull my brother's loose teeth out for him. I swear they really were loose. I am pretty sure you have the largest roots on your teeth EVER. PLEASE tell me you were unconscious for the extractions. Still woozy.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMidLifeMama

DUDE. that is knarly. kudos to you for your balls, man, bc that is EW. sorry. just sayin'. and you're not too swollen!!! my friend had her wisdom teeth pulled, and lord, it looked like she was mugged and pistol whipped. over and over. just take more drugs. makes everything better.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLo

Yikes. I hated getting my wisdom teeth out. Enjoy the meds! and feel better!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrances

Are you on wordpress? i think yes. the wordpress app for my iphone is a godsend, and it's very easy to upload photos.

oh, and, ummm, codeine is the word of the day.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpatty

Drugs, drugs and more drugs, please.

Feel better!!!

Owwwwwww. I feel your pain.

(No, really. I had 5 wisdom teeth. All on top. None on the bottom. Anti-inflammatories, tylenol 3 and antibiotics...woo).

Also, the wordpress app for iPhone rocks - I have it for my iPod touch.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNicole

OWWW! Feel better soon!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Schmitty

Damn girl! What they hell happened to you?

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJill

That many drugs? Seriously, I'm switching dentists. I didn't get that many after I snapped my arm last year.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrozie

Ouch! I hate the dentist. Seriously.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKeyona

ugh! i TOTALLY feel your pain. i just had oral surgery. i took pictures of my face, but i can't get them off of my fecking phone. they are the most pathetic pictures! so much pain. for headaches, i totally recommend excedrin.

i posted a totally obnoxious post that would have been much shorter if i could have used interpretive dance. or my pictures off of my fecking phone.

feel better. ICE PACKS.

Seriously getting my wisdom teeth out is the WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE! EVER! I feel for you!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLovingDanger

OUCH!!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDawn

Worst part of the wisdom teeth is not the pain, its the stink. You'll know what I mean in a few days. Prepare to vomit.

PS - those pills are habit forming. Better send them down to me to make sure you don't get hooked.

PPS - I like the Andrew Lloyd Wright looking chairs in the kitchen. Very contemporary.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Wow, and ouch!

Try to think of it sort of like a reverse piercing. No?

OK maybe not. Get well soon.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

The drug photo made me smile (I like prescription drugs), but the teeth photo made me want to retch. Matt's right. The smell is going to be awful. Unfortunately, he's also a pill head, apparently, and I think you should send the drugs to me so I can avoid further drug-seeking behavior with my own doctors.

Feel better. Heated compresses feel better than cold, and macaroni and cheese mashes up surprisingly well.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMissives From Suburbia

Oh Lord! Rest up... That looks painful!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

Um, I guess you don't want to hear any chipmunk cheapshots, eh?

That's one hell of a root there. I'm guessing impaction? Hope the drugs are kicking in nicely.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

I still would....

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterXbox4NappyRash

I do feel your pain. I've had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Take the meds... and often.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTara R.

aw :-( You get your teeth yanked and you can't even have the satisfaction of venting about it on your own blog. That just aint right.
take lots of drugs and don't try to drive the blender or anything. Hope you and your computer feel better
Kellie

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

Holy crap! Look at the size of that tooth! What are you, some sort of sabre-toothed cat?

Rest up!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCoach J

freakin' a my mouth is running in the other direction. get well soon!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterb

Am I really the only person who can still get something dirty out of this post?

Am I also the only one who liked getting my wisdom teeth pulled? I thoroughly enjoyed getting knocked out, don't remember any stink, and hello? Pills.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMomo Fali

Holy Effing Crap. THIS is exactly why I have not gone to the dentist in like close to three years....'cause I know all four of my bad boys need to come out. Oh hell no....

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterabunslife

Eeeee GAD! You'll do anything for the pills wont you!!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGnilleps

Oh god. Mine come out on Saturday. Oh god.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCourtney

looks like fun.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTravis Erwin

yyyyouch!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterraino

Ouch! My mouth hurts just looking at those pictures! I hope you're feeling better by now...

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterperpstu

And the The Tooth Fairy brought you.........what?

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBonnie B.

WTF!? Those look like GOOD teeth!? Why are the sitting in your hand?!

I'm awaiting the computer repair for ALL the gory details.

Miss you!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJen

I said "Andrew Lloyd Wright." Oh. My. God. I am such a tool.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Hi chipmunk!

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhubs

Did they make you leave through the back door of the dentist's office?

(Oh, wait. That was me. )

Miss you.

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRee

HOLY SHIT LADY! OWOWOW! I'm so sorry love.

*hug hug hug*

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterflickrlovr

OMG, you brought me right back to when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Yikes!

Get well soon! xoxox

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersam {temptingmama}

OUCH!!! And when you recover, go download the Wordpress Application in the ApStore so you can upload photos and write a blog post or two...

March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKristi

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