Sunday
Apr052009
This Week In Rockstar Childrearing
Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 4:02AM | Mr Lady
Offered without much comment. Because really, there's no excuse.
I'm not entirely sure antibiotics will clear that up. And speaking of sick...
Yes, we make our sick three year old build our furniture. Don't worry; it gets worse.
That would be a direct quote taken from Ms. Bob the Builder earlier that same day.
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I'm not entirely sure antibiotics will clear that up. And speaking of sick...
Yes, we make our sick three year old build our furniture. Don't worry; it gets worse.
That would be a direct quote taken from Ms. Bob the Builder earlier that same day.
See all of Sarcastic Mom's Terrible Parents Weekly Winners here. And more color glossies to be used as evidence against us at my Flickr page.
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tehehe love it! The sweetest form of slave labour is an ill child :D
Hehe love the hammer!
Her hair is even cuter in these pics!
3of3 gave you that quote? Awesome. Obviously takes after her mom.
Isn't that why we have kids? To get our stuff done for us? :)
1. Eyes out the nose can easily be cleared up with some lysol, hairspray and a dab of peroxide. Some scarring may occur according to the information I found on google.
2. I have a fence in need of some light mending. Send her down and we'll put that hammer to good use. Plus, as long as you don't pay the children the labor laws do not apply.
3. Maybe perhaps he was imaging spilling some peanuts on the floor and upon grabbing the vacuum cleaner, this was his first thought? Or perhaps he is a comedic genius in the works who will torment his parents with antics that frighten the shit out of them due to the similarity of their own adolescent shenanigans.
But what the Internet really wants to know is......
HOW WAS THE SLEEPOVER??? Well your house ever smell the same?
At first I misread the caption on the last photo and was all, "NICE LANGUAGE, Bob! I had no idea your episodes had gone downhill so much!"
these are just some of the reasons i love you guys, man.
I take it that the Hangman quote is an oft heard phrase in the Mr Lady household? Love that!
LOOOOOVVVEEE the hangman. LOVE.
Heeee. Good times.
"This is going to suck nuts."
Is that one of those out of body experiences where her future self comes back and possesses her body for a minute to try and change her future, like in The Butterfly Effect?
(Yes, now I'm using references to Ashton Kutcher movies.)
The hangman made me snort. hysterical.
lol, those are memories you can't erase! :)
You getting them ready for Wheel of Filthy Fortune, or Super Smutty Password? Enjoy the vacation to Aruba and the parting gifts.
Now that is how you play hangman.
nothing cures sickness like manual labor.
*thunderous applause from the peanut gallery*
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet. Nice form on the hammer. And I don't know, I'm liking the eyeballs coming out of the nostrils this morning. It's working for me...
Snort snort.
That's why we had kids! To do our work!
My kid yelled out "This sucks balls!". At dinner. In a crowded restaurant.
Our kids hanging out = good or bad? I cant be sure.
You are the parents I wanted to be. Bless you! Can't wait to read more.
You're a good woman Mr. Lady. Ronbo L's you, tremendously.
Barney taught my daughter to say Fuck. I kid you not. She was at my friend's place, watching a Barney episode about fire trucks.
As we walked home on Queens Blvd, a truck zoomed past and my daughter yelled out, very loudly, FUCK!