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Tuesday
Jun222010
She Really Needs to Get Out of the House More Often, That's All.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 7:22PM
And still, she doesn't finish the cop story.
She still also doesn't have a wallet or her super crazy hot red glasses anymore. Which is totally the punchline of the story. Bygones.
This all means that she can't see out of 2/3 of her eyeballs, and she doesn't have the insurance card she'll need to replace her glasses.
None of this excuses the whole third person thing. She really can't explain that. What she can tell you is that she's been writing much more coherently for BlogHer and Crystal Light, talking about summer vacation and great auntie Babbas and stuff.
And that every comment on any one of these posts this month enters you for a $100 giveaway. Every comment on her regular blog enters you for a chance at an email. Which is worth it's weight in gold, of course.
She still also doesn't have a wallet or her super crazy hot red glasses anymore. Which is totally the punchline of the story. Bygones.
This all means that she can't see out of 2/3 of her eyeballs, and she doesn't have the insurance card she'll need to replace her glasses.
None of this excuses the whole third person thing. She really can't explain that. What she can tell you is that she's been writing much more coherently for BlogHer and Crystal Light, talking about summer vacation and great auntie Babbas and stuff.
And that every comment on any one of these posts this month enters you for a $100 giveaway. Every comment on her regular blog enters you for a chance at an email. Which is worth it's weight in gold, of course.
Reader Comments (20)
I so want some red glasses, I do. I tried some on at my eye doctor but I couldn't decide. I asked my nine year old if I looked like an asshole and she just shrugged and said, "Sort of". But she probably thinks that about me without glasses.
Also, I am begging you to please drink more water. You so know better, you know, when you lived in Colorado and all. My mother had to be hospitalized here because she wasn't drinking water.
And I'm off my high horse. I do it out of LOVE.
RIP Red Glasses.
I read once that 42 was the answer to the universe and everything... best that I can do in the arcane British humor category.
Entry posted. Love your blog.
All I can say is Crazy Glue!
Awww, man, the red glasses?
Yeah, but I think my chances of getting an email are greater than my chances of winning money. I can't say I never win anything, but I never win anything good.
Oh the things I haven't accomplished lately too. May I introduce you to the enormous Buster Bunny living under my couch, made of beagle hair and unnamed other flotsam and jetsom that comes into my house? I am going to name him Earl. And sorry you lost your MILF glasses, but now you can't see the beagle bunnies YOUR dog is leaving behind. There is balance in the universe.
I can attest the email is worth it's wait in ggold.
Since, I have no class--or a super busy overloaded brain--thank you so much for the parenting advice.
I really apppreciate it and honestly I am more apt to follow YOUR advice than that of my overbearing critical mother or any one of my 6 bossy sisters.
I'll be glad to get you some pink glasses in a show of my dedication and lifelong (theirs not mine) appreciation.
Can't do Crystal Light so I'll just stop by here to say hi!
Gosh, and I was hoping I could win you as Housekeeper For a Day...I don't need any more gadgets or crap. Not that your emails aren't darling and all, but come on...do you know how many hits you'd get if you offered to clean the winner's house?
Hey - cheap glasses! (not spam, you "know" me.) I got a complete pair of GOOD glasses for less than $20 delivered. http://www.zennioptical.com
Emails are indeed worth gold. Non-printable, non-spendable gold! :o)
OMG, i so get you. Still, i have yet to find out what my $500 contacts will cost in the UK. Given that, without ins, or the NHS, going to the doctor in the UK costs $40, i am hoping that my (free exam plus benefits) total cost is £100. Might be much less. I so hate socialized medicine ;)
And i do drink water. i do. I have two sigg bottles by my bedside. I drain both before 7 am , and have my *its 3 am mumma* kids refill them. Hangovers? pah!
I will take my chances with the email.
Cause we are never allowed to win anything over on this side of the world.
As this chick I once knew with red glasses would say 'Bygones'
This is in response to the bacon bit!
I'm 58 years old and am still more afraid of cops than criminals!
You're son is onto something!
UP
Coherence is overrated. I come here for stories that start in the middle, finish before the end and go from hell to handbasket somewhere in between.
The drink specials are nice too.
SK
ooh, ooh, I want an email. That would be better than a gift card.
Finish the cop story... PLEASE! Because I'm now having nightmares of being stopped by a cop with red glasses on, asking me if I dropped my wallet.
The 3rd person thing is fine, and so is an email!
I like gold.
What happened to those sexy red glasses? Do tell....!
At least YOU are writing. But oh yeah, that's what you do! YOU WRITE!! Which is a helluva lot more than I do. I think you linked to some things up there..I guess I need to click around and see what's going on. I've forgotten how to do this blog comment thing...
I'm rambling.
My apologies.
I still dig ya lady... :-)
Well hey, I love emails :) I'm still curious about the end of that story though.