'cause i just made a huge bowl of guac with extra extra garlic and kinda ate a lot of it. More like most of it. Mmmm, good.
My son was puking in an empty paper Pepsi cup and for the first time I got to see vomit actually come out of someone's nose. It's fascinating. While I was watching this rather than helping him because there is some defect in my brain that allows me to forget I am his mother and it is my job to help him when distracted by random macabre events unfolding, my darling little baby decided that it was high time she did a double backwards somersault off the couch and landed on her tiny little head.
B just had his 2nd bike stolen in 11 months. From in front of his school. This time it was the brand new shiny BMX one Santa got him to replace the first stolen one. He's used it maybe 10 times.