Personal aside: Terrible Towels are much easier to wave in your stupid husband's rooting-for-Arizona face if you don't put them "up" for "safe-keeping."
TMI aside: (1st qtr) There ain't nothing that makes us hotter than listening to Madden ramble on about penetration.
Ohp, there it is aside: (10 seconds later) Except him talking about penetration from both ends. RAWR.
Money can't buy everything aside: (4th qtr) Apparently, the Steelers have to keep screwing themselves. Over and over and over. You're going to go blind, dudes.
Or you're not going to, after all aside: WOOOT.